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[Batista]

Keep killing them, ask if the fairy can heal my horse

[dwarfguy2]

kill it with fire bad music!

[Toaster]

I wade into the biggest group of them and keep on balling and chaining.

[Paulus Fahlstrom]

*Disregarding my injuries for the time being I'll continue firing at the bulbins smashing the caravan wheels.*

(Or any other remaining bulbins)

(I'll see what my fairy can do about your horse Batista, but keep in mind that others are injured worse for now.)

[Terrahex]

Turn 4: Bad Playing

I slay the monsters that are attacking the caravan.

5) your mount your horse again, seeing that the caravan is being attacked and no one is doing anything about it, you blast through the bulbins 1) killing a few that don't get out of the way. you then ride right by the wheel smashing bulbins, 5) hitting them dead on with swords. 1) they dissappear in a puff of smoke. you kill quite a few.

+4 swordsmanship
+4 horse riding

Keep killing them, ask if the fairy can heal my horse

3) you stab at the one that's really starting to get on your nerves 4+1=5) cutting it right through the heart. you're filled with a sense of fullfillment.

+3 swordsmanship

kill it with fire bad music!

6) you take out your flute and blow as hard as you can 4) making all the remaining monsters to come at you in annoyance. 3) you stop playing and leap on your horse, kicking it into action to avoid them. you look back and see they're not following you anymore.

+3 horse riding
+3 flute playing

*Disregarding my injuries for the time being I'll continue firing at the bulbins smashing the caravan wheels.*

(Or any other remaining bulbins)

(I'll see what my fairy can do about your horse Batista, but keep in mind that others are injured worse for now.)

5) seeing dwarfguy2 being attacked by three bulbins, you cock three arrows into your bow, pull back and THWING!!! 2) the arrows barely graze them, but they do give dwarfguy2 some time to get away. your fairy comes down to you and 1) tries to heal you, but gets distracted by what's arriving.

+2 archery

I wade into the biggest group of them and keep on balling and chaining.

3) picking up your ball and chain, you charge the final three bulbins 5) whipping your ball around and striking them perfectly. 1) they don't stand a chance. you look at the last bulbin, the archer, and charge that one as well 1) but it hits you with an arrow 2) which struck vitals, doing massive damage.

3/5 hearts
+5 ball and chain using
+3 strength

Environment: the bulbins are finally all vanquished and now the horseman arrives... but it's no horse its riding. he's king Bulbin riding a giant pig. he has a large lance and he seems to be wanting a fight. this won't be pretty.

[dwarfguy2]

"DANGIT! WHAT IS WITH YOU #@$@@ING BULBINS?!?!? DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP!??!? TAKE THIS YOU MOTHER@$@#&#@ER!"

i play a fearsome song to make the pig run away, and then i CHOP THE KING BULBIN'S HEAD OFF.

[Terrahex]

Nirur Torir, Hero in Green
Status=3.5/5 hearts

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skilled Swordsman (11/30)
Skilled Horseman (12/30)
amatuer ocarina player (0/20)
amatuer Defender (3/20)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

basic Sword, basic shield, Ocarina, Large hammer, Empty bottle

Spoiler: Horse (click to show/hide)

 5/6 hearts

Paulus Fahlstrom, Hero in Red
Status=3/5 hearts

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

amatuer swordsman (0/20)
Skilled Horseman (0/30)
Skilled Archer (12/30)
Amatuer Defender (0/20)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

basic Sword, basic Shield, Bow, Arrow Quiver full of arrows, Fairy Friend

Spoiler: Horse (click to show/hide)

 5/6 hearts

Spoiler: Fairy (click to show/hide)

3/3 hearts, befriended, Powers: Healing

Toaster, Hero in Blue
Status=3/5 hearts

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

amatuer swordsman (0/20)
Amatuer Horseman (0/20)
Amatuer Ball and Chain Wielder (5/20)
Amatuer Strongman (5/20)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Basic Sword, Basic Shield, Bomb Bag with 3 bombs, Short Hookshot, Ball and chain

Spoiler: Horse (click to show/hide)

6/6 hearts

Dwarfguy2, Hero in Black
Status= 4/5 hearts

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Amatuer Swordsman (10/20)
Amatuer horseman (2/20)
Skilled Fluter (8/30)
amatuer defender (0/20)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Basic Sword, Basic Shield, Flute

Spoiler: Horse (click to show/hide)

6/6 hearts

Batista, Hero in Lime
Status=5/5 hearts

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

amatuer horseman (2/20)
Skilled Swordsman (8/30)
Skilled Defender (0/30)

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Steal Sword, Steal Shield, Lime Chainbody, Lime Chainlegs

Spoiler: Horse (click to show/hide)

Front legs wounded 5/6 hearts

[Nirur Torir]

I kill more standard enemies, only going after the boar-rider if he is the last one.

[Toaster]

I hookshot big boy off his pig, then sword at him a few times.

[Paulus Fahlstrom]

*Nocks arrows and lets fly, hoping and praying they'll fly true.*

(Order of target priority. Just pick first on the list to be my target, unless they're dead.-> Bulbin archer, Normal bulbins, King Bulbin's mount, King Bulbin)

*Have my fairy heal me, then Toaster.*

[Terrahex]

*Nocks arrows and lets fly, hoping and praying they'll fly true.*

(Order of target priority. Just pick first on the list to be my target, unless they're dead.-> Bulbin archer, Normal bulbins, King Bulbin's mount, King Bulbin)

*Have my fairy heal me, then Toaster.*

sorry, I forgot to put down that you guys killed all the regular bulbins 

[Terrahex]

I think you guys need help, want me to add one player?

[Batista]

Kill the pig in a nasty way

[Terrahex]

I'll get around to posting the turn tonight. I started working on it but my mom came in and kicked me off

[Terrahex]

Turn 5: Mini Boss!!

"DANGIT! WHAT IS WITH YOU #@$@@ING BULBINS?!?!? DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP!??!? TAKE THIS YOU MOTHER@$@#&#@ER!"

i play a fearsome song to make the pig run away, and then i CHOP THE KING BULBIN'S HEAD OFF.

6) you play a very fearsome song, making the pig quiver in fear, but you can't seem to stop playing...

+5 Fluting

Kill the pig in a nasty way

5) with nice background music, you charge the pig on foot. 4) intent on making it's demise very inhumane you stab at its mouth 2) and your sword is rammed down its throat, doing massive damage Pig= 2/5 hearts. suddenly, you're pulled away, bringing your sword with you Pig= 1/5 hearts. you land on your butt.

+4 swordsmanship
+4 speed

I hookshot big boy off his pig, then sword at him a few times.

3) you miss King bulbin by a mile, instead getting Batista, pulling him out of the way just in time before King bulbin's lance comes down.

+6 hookshotting (I forgot to add skill first time) amatuer hookshotter gained!!

I kill more standard enemies, only going after the boar-rider if he is the last one.

6) you set your sights on King bulbin, kick up your horse and charge 6) swinging your sword aimlessly 6) and miss, falling out of your saddle and onto the ground 3.25 hearts. at least you didn't land on your sword.

+1 swordsmanship
+2 horse riding

*Nocks arrows and lets fly, hoping and praying they'll fly true.*

(Order of target priority. Just pick first on the list to be my target, unless they're dead.-> Bulbin archer, Normal bulbins, King Bulbin's mount, King Bulbin)

*Have my fairy heal me, then Toaster.*

6) you nock three more arrows, aiming for the archer and praying to the goddesses. you are determined to kill him despite his armor. you let them fly. 5) all three striking him in the head 1) and make him dissappear, apparantly not having any head gear.

+5 archery

Fairy (no name yet)= heal paulus and toaster. 1) She healspaulus's hearts before collapsing, but doesn't have any energy left and begins to fly a bit lower.

Paulus: 5/5 hearts

King Bulbin= swipe at Batista. 3) batista is pulled out of the way before your strike hits.