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[LordSlowpoke]

Load fortress site.
Recieve stack overflow due to the sheer amount of corpses.

This is why I love this game.

[Demonic Spoon]

I had no idea of the consequences when I modded giant eagles to appear in large groups in any biome...

[Moontayle]

This is why you leave the modding to the experts. I had five dwarves on my turn. FIVE. Heathen.

[Flaede]

Wait. I'm playing what now? A reclaim? Ooooohboy. Are picks considered "improvised weapons" or "spears"?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Picks are considered picks. They use the mining sKILL.

[Andreus]

I'm still totally bummed that I failed my turn

[sir labreck]

Already 24 pages? I really miss something here. Good luck in this foolish thing anyways

[Demonic Spoon]

Well flaede, I was hopinh lordslowpoke would upload a a save of some super adventurer exploring sparkgeat but it seems the game crashes when he gets near the place, and nahkh hasn't started the new sparkgear yet, so do what you wish, I have to do other stuff now.

[Ultimate Carl]

All-in-all, at least the ending of the fort was still very Sparkgear-ish.

[nahkh]

I'll be starting a new round shortly. I'm just stuck painting my parents' house at the moment, can't do much from here.

[derekiv]

I don't think you can visit old fortresses in the new version. My old fort also crashes when I go there in adventure mode

[LordSlowpoke]

I don't think you can visit old fortresses in the new version. My old fort also crashes when I go there in adventure mode

Only small forts can be visited. Up to 3 years, AFAIK, after that the sheer amount of stuff that has to be scattered by the game and the corpses, the flows, etc. etc. give you a literal RAM shitstorm.
Can't do the adventurer. Unless you guys drown the place in magma.

[robfd]

Can't do the adventurer. Unless you guys drown the place in magma.

Sounds like a plan 

FLICK THE SWITCH BOY! Yes sir. *Flicks switch* *hears huge gushing sound* *looks down at magma* *Hears echoing screams* WTF! i SMELL SULPHAR! ARGH IM BURNING. TURN THE DAMN SWITCH OFF NOW KID. *You turn arround to see the kid limping off to the hospital* >:-)

[LordSlowpoke]

Can't do the adventurer. Unless you guys drown the place in magma.

Sounds like a plan 

FLICK THE SWITCH BOY! Yes sir. *Flicks switch* *hears huge gushing sound* *looks down at magma* *Hears echoing screams* WTF! i SMELL SULPHAR! ARGH IM BURNING. TURN THE DAMN SWITCH OFF NOW KID. *You turn arround to see the kid limping off to the hospital* >:-)

IMHO magma dosen't smell like sulphur. Unless, you know, the magma is molten sulphur. In that case, it's boiling already. And that means...

Gentlemen. I have found the origin of melting rain.

Edit: Before anyone notices, yes, the smell of a volcano erupting is similliar to sulphur, but that's the volcanic gases.

[nahkh]

SparkGear XII signup open. People who're on the SGXI signup list but didn't get a turn will be given a slight preference with the new one.