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[Demonic Spoon]

Robocorn, Urist and Moontayle, sorry I couldn't give you the turns you requested but other people had already requested the 'earliest possible turns' , if you really need to go on those days though I can shuffle it around. The modding is nothing drastic and isn't anywhere near being supposedly 'gamebreaking', I just added some cool stuff, a little bit of genesis mod, a little bit of civ forge, a little bit of my own touch.

Journal of the Great Demonic Spoon, member of the illustrious Demonic Spoon clan.

The king/queen (I didn't look under the official robes to check pookay? And the ruler ain't telling us.) in his/her great wisdom has sent me, Demonic Spoon to a cursed spit of land jutting into some ocean or other to found a new mountainhomes, greater than any fortress yet made. While I am of course up to this task I still suspect that I was sent because the ruler fears that the people might soon realize how much more fit I am for the throne.



We have finally arrived at this dismal place, though we did lose some war dogs along the way, you will be missed little guys.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Hi.

I'll take the 7th.

[Max White]

Well sure its evil, and on a double aquifer, and gives potential for skeletal whales, BUT it has a flux layer, are you TRYING to make this easy possible?

[Demonic Spoon]

Hi, oh my I seemed to have forgot to add you, sorry, and choaseed and robocorn, whoops.

Robocorn, Urist and Moontayle, sorry I couldn't give you the turns you requested but other people had already requested the 'earliest possible turns' , if you really need to go on those days though I can shuffle it around.

Heh, max white, flux isn't everything.

[Max White]

No, but it does supply some very nice shiny weapons...

[Demonic Spoon]

There is that better? And the ocean tile is dissapointing as I will show in my next story post.

[Matuin]

No, but it does supply some very nice shiny weapons...

That is of course if you don't get mauled on your way to forge those shiny weapons.. Which is likely.

[Max White]

No, but it does supply some very nice shiny weapons...

That is of course if you don't get mauled on your way to forge those shiny weapons.. Which is likely.

Likely is the elven word for certain.

[Lord Shonus]

What did you name the group, and what's the name of our parent civ?

[Demonic Spoon]

Journal of Demonic Spoon



I surveyed the area, one thing I noted with a shudder was the many many TREES!!

"Meng Woodcutter report for duty!" I shouted at our woodcutter.

"Sir?!" he asked me.

"I want immediate deforestation of the surrounding area! Cut down all trees! Have no mercy for these abominations of nature!" I ordered him.

"Umm sir, even the glumprongs? Oonly they sort of maon in horrible agony when you cut them down and their shadows try to grab you, it gives me the willies sir." He asked me nervously.

"Ugh fine, not the glumprongs you coward, now get cutting!" I answered him.

"Sir yes sir!"



Well there that sorted out now then. The site surveyers had told us that there was a tiny bit of ocean near here, I set of in search of it, planning to have a nice day at the beach, poke the jellyfish etc.



...turns out their idea of a cean is a bit of sand and some driftwood.

Oh well, I leader of Brainclobber the Crazy Doomed Anus-Cakes of Infamy will found the greatest of fortresses, Sparkgear the Feverish Puzzling Chaos-Chants of Blood here, for the glory of all of The Syrups of Wildness! Long live I!

[Demonic Spoon]

...umm, whoops? At least the thread title is accurate. We'll see how this goes.

I do believe that's the quickest I've lost a fortress yet.

[Max White]

Not very fun, but EXTREMELY fun.

[Demonic Spoon]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Matuin]

BTW, can I get Dorfed as one of the miners? Matuin is fine.

[Demonic Spoon]

Well I'm our only miner atm but as soon as we get another one you'll be him! Fortunately we just got a zombie sasquatch wandering around this time. We may even survive. Also, we have some generic stone walls that leave behind stone, not chalk or slatwe or slade or anything, just stone, it's weird.