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[Demonic Spoon]

Really? That's one of my favourite parts of playing.

[Ultimate Carl]

Fixing problems and smartly changing labors to efficiently finish projects can be fun.

To me, large-scale labor assignments falls more into the realm of Fun. :P

[Demonic Spoon]

Eh well, if matuin is too much of a sissy coward mommy's boy to play I guess the rest of his turn is up for grabs.

[LordSlowpoke]

Eh well, if matuin is too much of a sissy coward mommy's boy to play I guess the rest of his turn is up for grabs.

Grabbed ages ago, captain! First order of business: The Dwarven Face of the Cool.

[Demonic Spoon]

...



I hate you guys, so much.

[LordSlowpoke]

CURRENT NEWS: LordSlowpoke again no doubt busily defacing all of my greatest works, perverting all that is good, slaughtering little dwarf babies, kicking puppies etc.

This goes straight into my sigtext.

[Demonic Spoon]

Heh, I'm glad you liked it.

Wait a sec, I think this may have been the first time I was sigged...sniff, I'm so happy.   

I'm still going to have to kill you of course.

[LordSlowpoke]

...Good luck on that.

Mwahahahahahaha.

[Ultimate Carl]

Correction: By the time the game gets to my turn, I may be directing the (in-)actions of LordSlowpoke and his harem.  Only.

[Max White]

Ok, by the time my turn rolls up I'm going to have to 'clean' this fort out with magma, sparing only the 7 most newest, useful migrants, aren't I...

[Demonic Spoon]

LordSlowpoke? The Save?

[LordSlowpoke]

Sorry guys, power outage. Shonus wasn't on yet, at least according to his profile page. I'm gonna check the save for corruptions.
FAKEEDIT: Save corrupted. I'll upload a backup I used for Therapist, all the labors should be fine. Expect an edit soon.

Edit: Here.
The fact that you didn't skip me yet is beyond me on this one. Might be the thing that I made over a thousand changes to the labor list.

[Lord Shonus]

Grabbing the save now.

EDIT: My internet keeps corrupting the download. I'll have to pass.

[Demonic Spoon]

...I think LordSlowpoke has cursed this thing. Burn the witch! Downloading the save to test it myself. Until I declare it unusable the rest of the turn is up for grabs by someone other than LordSlowpoke.

Save works for me. Step forward ye brave forumgoers and lead Sparkgear to greatness. I, Demonic Spoon, demand this! Failure to meet my requirements will result in execution by fluffy wambler!

And why did you rename my lever for opening up the bridges over the murky pools for refilling via rain as the suicide lever and warned that it would collapse vital areas of the fort? I'm gonna pull it just to see what happens now, and the lever in the hospital, and my dwarf doesn't have a office, how can I be expected to become one with the universe and do our accounting without a office?! How I ask you?!

[LordSlowpoke]

Until I declare it unusable the rest of the turn is up for grabs by someone other than LordSlowpoke.

I wasn't really planning on playing this thing three days in a row. First my computer suddenly shits bricks. Then, it works mightly fine (30-40 fps, even 80 after I dl'd DF accelerator) and BAM the entire town's power goes down.
...Not again.

Edit: I didn't mention that there was a thunderstorm that lasted exactly two days and it was the same thing which cut the power off. And now? Sunny. Hell, so sunny that it jumped from 12 celsius yesterday to 21 today. This save is cursed.

Edit2:

And why did you rename my lever for opening up the bridges over the murky pools for refilling via rain as the suicide lever and warned that it would collapse vital areas of the fort? I'm gonna pull it just to see what happens now, and the lever in the hospital, and my dwarf doesn't have a office, how can I be expected to become one with the universe and do our accounting without a office?! How I ask you?!

1. Because fuck the world, I'm a noble. Also, the lever in the hospital just locks random doors. It's supposed to operate the entrance/drawbridge.
2. Your office was in the process of being moved when I did a backup. It's the 5x5 area next to the hospital. You can't miss it even if you try hard, really.