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[The butcher]

For extreme pain.Also you can rip them off 
Well not extreme pain but stunning,however can you imagine a takedown by the grapes?!!?That.would.hurt!
Wait....i think i will just learn how to mod.

[Toybasher]

Ouch, Sounds painful as ****! Would make a great way to kill elves tho, ripping them off and then throwing them at people or smashing them with it.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

i wonder if throwing is still overpowered. if so, you could kill a dragon with an elf's balls!

[tomas1297]

Only in Dwarf Fortress...

[Pilsu]

Everyone knows elven testicles are internal.


Yeah, the combat needs to be way more sophisticated (i.e. no random targeting but actual stances and trajectories and whatnot) by the time we start having dwarves with lopped off penises.

Speaking of which, if dwarves are canonically highly monogamous, their stuff is likely very, very small and makes for a practically unhittable, if not a largely retractable and thus a pretty much a non-factor, of a target.

[varkarrus]

You DO realize that humanoids with internal testicles would be further evolved from us, and that humans are locked in an evolutionary transition? Our slow walking/running speed is also a good indicator of this fact.

[Silverionmox]

Animals with a running, climbing and/or jumping lifestyle have external testicles, so they don't get squeezed internally. Animals with quiet lifestyles have internal testicles. Since elves are canonically to be found in treehouses, you bet they have external testicles.

[Pilsu]

If my kidneys don't get destroyed by being internal, why would my balls? Thermoregulation is the most probable reason they've evolved to be so vulnerable, as stated repeatedly by Wikipedia.

But yeah, I didn't really intend it to be taken seriously. It would cleave a rather large genetic rift between elves and the rest of the races species.

[Coidzure Dreams]

I was sorta like, meh, yeah, eventually, whatever.

Then I saw you refer to testicles as grapes.

That's a downvote.

[Max White]

Believe it or not, but some sicko already made a mod for this, and even more strangely, it wasn't me...

[Toybasher]

Believe it or not, but some sicko already made a mod for this, and even more strangely, it wasn't me...

HAHA! Really? I need a link to that.

[Felblood]

I was sorta like, meh, yeah, eventually, whatever.

Then I saw you refer to testicles as grapes.

That's a downvote.

I knew a guy who got groin-stomped in a fight, and as he described it "When one of those things goes pop, like a grape. You're pretty much done."

Does the mod in question give them contents that are under pressure, so they can be burst by damage?

[Blackburn]

I was sorta like, meh, yeah, eventually, whatever.

Then I saw you refer to testicles as grapes.

That's a downvote.

I knew a guy who got groin-stomped in a fight, and as he described it "When one of those things goes pop, like a grape. You're pretty much done."

Does the mod in question give them contents that are under pressure, so they can be burst by damage?

First thought that came to mind was overheating elves to make their testicles explode...

Not a pleasant mental image.

[Max White]

Believe it or not, but some sicko already made a mod for this, and even more strangely, it wasn't me...

HAHA! Really? I need a link to that.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=55797.0
It will require you to install yourself, but this is very easy with a little know how.

[Toybasher]

Does the mod in question give them contents that are under pressure, so they can be burst by damage?

OUCH! man that must hurt like holy hell. I wonder if the scrotum is damagable (the pouch that the nuts are protected in) imagine that being torn open

"Nuts: nut tissue" compound fracture