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Lord Dakoth

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Re: The Vague Film Thread
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2010, 02:01:01 pm »

David Bowie taunts a young girl with his padded codpiece.

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« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2010, 02:11:03 pm »

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God that one is ancient, is there a place that streams that movie?
The first part is amazing, the rest isn't too great
+1. The Gods Must Be Crazy. That movie actually has several good parts, though they're easily forgotten. The way the guy falls apart around pretty women is great (classroom scene!), and then there's the truck that will die if it isn't kept rolling.
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Re: The Vague Film Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2010, 02:24:58 pm »

Sting wears a silver speedo. Anyone who's watched the movie will instantly and painfully remember.

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Here's a few:

David Bowie taunts a young girl with his padded codpiece.
Boy teams up with a giant plushie dragon to save fantasy world.
Boy plays video game which turns out to be alien training simulator. Saves galaxy.
Guy stuck on planet with alien lizard. They become best friends. Turns out lizard is a girl.

3 is The Last Starfighter

4 is Enemy Mine :P

Heres mine:

Lonely space hippy makes friends with robots to save trees.
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« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2010, 02:32:07 pm »

Here's mine:

Man thinks the world would be better if he had never been born.  He is wrong. It's a Wonderful Life, guessed by Strife.

Boy scout troupe leader becomes politician; Silver Knight goes crazy.

Man hallucinates rabbit.

3: Another James Stewart, "Harvey".

OK, having actually answered one, I have now earned the right to post one right?

Woman murders kid and turns him into a human puppet, is killed for it.
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Re: The Vague Film Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2010, 02:33:28 pm »

Lonely space hippy makes friends with robots to save trees.
Spaceballs?
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« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2010, 02:33:35 pm »

Boy teams up with a giant plushie dragon to save fantasy world.

Neverending Story!

Okay, I've got a few:

Cat with a very spacious collar.

Slashed in the nose, wears a bandage for most of the movie.

Beehive as weapon.

Hockey on the roof.
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Re: The Vague Film Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2010, 02:36:11 pm »

Hockey on the roof.

Clerks, don't know the rest though.

And no Il Palazzo, not space balls :P
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« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2010, 02:36:37 pm »

Boy teams up with a giant plushie dragon to save fantasy world.

Neverending Story!

*Facepalm!*
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« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2010, 02:41:40 pm »

Beehive as weapon.

Doesn't sound right, but The Wicker Man?
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« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2010, 02:46:09 pm »

Nope, I should have known that would be too vague.  To clarify: beehive as thrown weapon.
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« Reply #70 on: April 28, 2010, 02:47:31 pm »

Nope, I should have known that would be too vague.  To clarify: beehive as thrown weapon.

Metal Gear Solid: The Movie?
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« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2010, 02:52:35 pm »

I was just about to say.

Uh, The Wicker Man: Die Hard Edition?
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Re: The Vague Film Thread
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2010, 02:54:09 pm »

 Jean Reno plays a cop that punches a transvestite criminal halfway across a club. He also finds he has a Japanese daughter.
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Re: The Vague Film Thread
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2010, 03:02:48 pm »

Okay, obviously I need to dig deeper. But I like to leave clues too. :D

Round Two (Cops and Robbers Themed!):

1. Crooks pull the heist of the century. Only it isn't, and they don't. The cops catch the ringleader, only they don't, and he walks out.

2. Another couple of crooks pull a job and then pick the worst bar in Mexico to lay low in. It really sucks.

3. Yet another batch of crooks bungle a job, then spend the rest of the movie trying not to die. They fail. But at least they have things to do.

4. Cop goes undercover as a crook, and the crook goes undercover as the cop. Much bullet ballet is involved.

5. Ex-bad guy goes for one more job, winds up taking on crooked cop. He ain't like that no more, but by the end, he is.

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« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2010, 03:06:48 pm »

Okay, obviously I need to dig deeper. But I like to leave clues too. :D

Round Two (Cops and Robbers Themed!):

1. Crooks pull the heist of the century. Only it isn't, and they don't. The cops catch the ringleader, only they don't, and he walks out.

2. Another couple of crooks pull a job and then pick the worst bar in Mexico to lay low in. It really sucks.

3. Yet another batch of crooks bungle a job, then spend the rest of the movie trying not to die. They fail. But at least they have things to do.

4. Cop goes undercover as a crook, and the crook goes undercover as the cop. Much bullet ballet is involved.

5. Ex-bad guy goes for one more job, winds up taking on crooked cop. He ain't like that no more, but by the end, he is.

1: usual suspects?

2: dusk till dawn

3: dunno?

4: face off?

5: dunno?
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