A snide, sneering voice issues from the glittering gem in the stone:
"Charlatan! You know nothing of me! I could get free when I want to, and not a moment before or after! What does your petty fear cause?! Madness! You drive them insane, I drive them away! Haha!"
The tirade is followed by a succession of rude noises, including but not limited to a raspberry, retching, and a kitten meowing.
"Now, look, Asty, baby, We, that is, us, draws power from people, correct? We are not so different, you and I... But we are. So, Yes, and no. I like it here, but I don't. I think I want to make another one of these things when I get out, which will be easy, Asty, baby, because Natus, the poor bastard, is going bat-shit, and I, in my infinite wisdom, have and did decide to draw our power from the insane! That is, madness is our worship, and Natus is mad! Haha! Asty, baby, do you have anyone godly with your mark on them? Do you have any cheese? I like cheese. We want it so badly, it's an addiction! I'm addicted to cheese! And cod liver oil! But I don't eat that, that would be crazy! More like an obsession with the oil...
[This is followed by a series of tangents this scribe wishes to avoid. We cut in a little later, when Mania stops talking about dog-ball]
"... I do so love dogs... Oh, deary me, it seems I've gone off topic, haven't I? Well, Asty, Whaddya say? Let me go, or I do unpleasant things in your garage? I am a spider, you know. Sometimes. When I want to be. I hate spiders, that's why I love them. Hehe!"