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[Max White]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

OH GOD THE QUOTES IT BURNS! OH GOD MY ASHES ARE BURNING.

IT'S GOING DOWN IN A MASSIVE SPIRAL OF FLAMES

If this thread should ever perish, I imagine it would rise again from it's ashes reborn anew. A mythical winged fire snake (tastes like chicken)

It definitely is creating enough zig-zagging on the page to be a sinuous servant of salamnader.

Oh god, what have I created? The lack of originality heats me up.

As this rate you'll be in a red hot rage in no time.

[ReverseWill]

Anybody know the dwarven record for fastest death of a fortress? I mean 4 seconds has got to be close.

That's even faster than the time I cranked the minimum temperature up to 998^O degrees Urist. Sure, the world was on fire, but it took a whole eight to twelve seconds for everyone to die.

[Ratbert_CP]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

OH GOD THE QUOTES IT BURNS! OH GOD MY ASHES ARE BURNING.

IT'S GOING DOWN IN A MASSIVE SPIRAL OF FLAMES

If this thread should ever perish, I imagine it would rise again from it's ashes reborn anew. A mythical winged fire snake (tastes like chicken)

It definitely is creating enough zig-zagging on the page to be a sinuous servant of salamnader.

Oh god, what have I created? The lack of originality heats me up.

As this rate you'll be in a red hot rage in no time.

He's already in meltdown, I expect he'll blow his top here shortly.  People and their short fuses...

[Jetsquirrel]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

Troll

[Motive]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

Troll

The sparks are really flyin here! We are blazing new trails into the unknown! This is sure to get us into a world of heat.

[dwarfguy2]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

Troll

The sparks are really flyin here! We are blazing new trails into the unknown! This is sure to get us into a world of heat.

how are we going to make a quote sphinx?

[Hydra]

Anybody know the dwarven record for fastest death of a fortress? I mean 4 seconds has got to be close.

I embarked right next to a magma pipe once. The magma pipe had fire imps.

I think I came close to beating those 4 seconds.

[buckets]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

Troll

The sparks are really flyin here! We are blazing new trails into the unknown! This is sure to get us into a world of heat.

how are we going to make a quote sphinx?

With the inventive use of scorchingly bad heat puns.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

Troll

The sparks are really flyin here! We are blazing new trails into the unknown! This is sure to get us into a world of heat.

how are we going to make a quote sphinx?

With the inventive use of scorchingly bad heat puns.

It burns me up to see such a large quote pyramid. SPOILER TAGS PEOPLE!

[G-Flex]

Anybody know the dwarven record for fastest death of a fortress? I mean 4 seconds has got to be close.

That's even faster than the time I cranked the minimum temperature up to 998^O degrees Urist. Sure, the world was on fire, but it took a whole eight to twelve seconds for everyone to die.

Surely you don't mean that temperature. 998 degrees on the DF scale is actually extremely low. In fact, it's probably lower than absolute zero.

[LordSlowpoke]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

OH GOD THE QUOTES IT BURNS! OH GOD MY ASHES ARE BURNING.

IT'S GOING DOWN IN A MASSIVE SPIRAL OF FLAMES

If this thread should ever perish, I imagine it would rise again from it's ashes reborn anew. A mythical winged fire snake (tastes like chicken)

It definitely is creating enough zig-zagging on the page to be a sinuous servant of salamnader.

Oh god, what have I created? The lack of originality heats me up.

I'm seriously considering embarking on this...thing.

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

OH GOD THE QUOTES IT BURNS! OH GOD MY ASHES ARE BURNING.

IT'S GOING DOWN IN A MASSIVE SPIRAL OF FLAMES

If this thread should ever perish, I imagine it would rise again from it's ashes reborn anew. A mythical winged fire snake (tastes like chicken)

It definitely is creating enough zig-zagging on the page to be a sinuous servant of salamnader.

Oh god, what have I created? The lack of originality heats me up.

I'm seriously considering embarking on this...thing.

THIS THREAD IS NOW A !!THREAD!!.

[Mindmaker]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

OH GOD THE QUOTES IT BURNS! OH GOD MY ASHES ARE BURNING.

IT'S GOING DOWN IN A MASSIVE SPIRAL OF FLAMES

If this thread should ever perish, I imagine it would rise again from it's ashes reborn anew. A mythical winged fire snake (tastes like chicken)

It definitely is creating enough zig-zagging on the page to be a sinuous servant of salamnader.

Oh god, what have I created? The lack of originality heats me up.

I'm seriously considering embarking on this...thing.

THIS THREAD IS NOW A !!THREAD!!.

Someone make a cave-in quick! While this quote can still be stopped.

[Diablous]

puns

Someone make a cave-in quick! While this quote can still be stopped.

I tried.

[Tarran]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

This thing's combusting into a quote pyramid!

Sure it isn't a volcano?  Uristallajokull!

Oh god, the sheer mass of quotes and bad puns burns my eyes.

SO WHY DID YOU QUOTE IT?!

I was wondering when people would start flaming each other.

FLAME ON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDE THIS QUOTE PYRAMID INTO THE EARTH

OH GOD THE QUOTES IT BURNS! OH GOD MY ASHES ARE BURNING.

IT'S GOING DOWN IN A MASSIVE SPIRAL OF FLAMES

If this thread should ever perish, I imagine it would rise again from it's ashes reborn anew. A mythical winged fire snake (tastes like chicken)

It definitely is creating enough zig-zagging on the page to be a sinuous servant of salamnader.

Oh god, what have I created? The lack of originality heats me up.

I'm seriously considering embarking on this...thing.

THIS THREAD IS NOW A !!THREAD!!.

Someone make a cave-in quick! While this quote can still be stopped.

NEVAAARRRRR! I SHALL BURN THIS FLAMING QUOTE PYRAMID TO THE GROUND!