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[Max White]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

[Acanthus117]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

[Tarran]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

[Max White]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

[Motive]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

I'm sorry you got burned.

You must be steaming mad!

I wouldn't blame you for being red-hot with anger.

Let the rage ember out though, food types are random with Play Now, it wasn't intentional.


Ok I'm done.
I agree that hazardous materials should not be included with "Play Now" by default.

So... new pun thread?

Maybe. But this one would likely burn out faster, there's just less to go on.

Maybe with a little effort we could have it rise from the flames.

If you like it extra crispy, sure.

Hey, I like things hot off the press.

hottt

Oh, looks like the embers are turning into ash. We need to think of hot stuff lest we burn out of puns.

Meh, no rush. We can put this on the back burner.

This is getting un BEAR able!


did i do it right?
 

[silhouette]

You are such a pyre...

No one would ever believe you saying that your a high fire.

[LordSlowpoke]

Sorry to break your combo, but I managed to get two seconds, yet that was after some modding. I embarked with spoiler creatures as pets.
Those creatures weren't as tame as one would think, you see.

[Kidiri]

Sorry to break your combo, but I managed to get two seconds, yet that was after some modding. I embarked with spoiler creatures as pets.
Those creatures weren't as tame as one would think, you see.

Well if you're going to mod, you could mod bones/muscle/skin/... to boil at 0°U or something.

[LordSlowpoke]

Sorry to break your combo, but I managed to get two seconds, yet that was after some modding. I embarked with spoiler creatures as pets.
Those creatures weren't as tame as one would think, you see.

Well if you're going to mod, you could mod bones/muscle/skin/... to boil at 0°U or something.

I didn't mod it specifically to get spoiler creatures at embark. They were given me as "the animals who pull the wagon", those two random ones you always get.

[Danjen]

Sorry to break your combo, but I managed to get two seconds, yet that was after some modding. I embarked with spoiler creatures as pets.
Those creatures weren't as tame as one would think, you see.

Well if you're going to mod, you could mod bones/muscle/skin/... to boil at 0°U or something.

That's somewhat nightmare fuel. Stop and really think about it. Your skin instantly boils away, leaving dripping raw flesh and muscle exposed.

[Ilmoran]

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)

Did you check the food list in "prepare carefully" to see if you could actually select those as embark food?  Would be funny to bring 500 fire snake food and see if you dwarves arrive as a smoking crater.

[Jetsquirrel]

Anybody know the dwarven record for fastest death of a fortress? I mean 4 seconds has got to be close.

mine was 1 sec cavern instantly collapsed upon embark crushing my puny dwarves

[Uthric]

its only from 1 of the civis  i embarked a few more times just for the fun of it on a few diff spots, and it looked like it was a combo of grass and fire snake food, if i embarked on a spot that had no grass i just got a smokin wagon, that ever thing inside of was on fire.


what i want to know is how could you pull a flaming wagon across the world and only find out its on fire when your stop to set up your new city....

[Erom]

what i want to know is how could you pull a flaming wagon across the world and only find out its on fire when your stop to set up your new city....

Air-cooled fire snake and rum combustion engine in the "wagon". Overheated cause you stopped moving.

[kopout]

Permanently.