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Author Topic: Play Now! is bad....very bad  (Read 18200 times)

Uthric

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Play Now! is bad....very bad
« on: April 26, 2010, 07:07:11 pm »

so i hit the play now button (my bad) so im like OK i can do this!!

4 seconds  after embark BAM ever ones dead..... yea play now embarked me with 15 fire snakes as food that set the world on fire yea ( play now)  is really dwarven for (DIE FAST BY FIRE)
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Max White

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 07:12:24 pm »

My god...

YOUR THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE! I wish that had happened to me...

Diablous

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 07:12:48 pm »

*dies laughing*
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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 07:14:08 pm »

I'm gonna start using Play Now!, then.
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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2010, 07:18:28 pm »

you haven't been around for very long, otherwise you'd be laughing your ass off.
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Tarran

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2010, 07:19:48 pm »

You died within four seconds of embarking from fire?

Hot.
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Max White

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2010, 07:20:50 pm »

Well I say that embark was

 8)

Smok'n.

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Dave Mongoose

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2010, 07:24:03 pm »

Lol, nice.

I've had pretty good experiences with Play Now in the new version. Good set of skills on the starting dwarves and a good set of provisions... only complaint would be the pair of cats (both female  >:(), and that both dogs were female, rather than a breeding pair.
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Max White

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2010, 07:25:24 pm »

Anybody know the dwarven record for fastest death of a fortress? I mean 4 seconds has got to be close.

smjjames

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2010, 07:27:54 pm »

There was that fort back some while ago which showed the bug where a magma vent basically erupted, its a real famous one around here, forget the name though.

That one probably lasted less than 4 seconds.
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BigD145

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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2010, 07:29:53 pm »

and that both dogs were female, rather than a breeding pair.

Damn bitches.

edit: What I meant to type was, "Damn, bitches."
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2010, 07:30:05 pm »

I wonder if anyones embarked directly over a vent mouth...
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GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2010, 07:55:37 pm »

I wonder if anyones embarked directly over a vent mouth...
I've embarked on top of a volcano.
Of course it took about a minute for the dwarves to melt.
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Uthric

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Re: Play Now! is bad....very bad
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2010, 08:01:43 pm »

the best part was in thos 4 seconds the only thing i thought of was  whys my wagon smoking
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2010, 08:16:44 pm »

the best part was in thos 4 seconds the only thing i thought of was  whys my wagon smoking

Because that smoke signal is a mile high! The royal navy will be here and all we have to do it wait for them.

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
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