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[ExKirby]

I... don't follow on scout rats. You need to come up with a blueprint!

[dragnar]

Scout rats are actually quite simple:
1 rat
1 camera
1 electrode(and here lies the problem)

Even in reality controlling the movements of rats through electrodes is possible, but it requires some pretty precisely made stuff.

[RAM]

You just need to get them to record everything they see, return periodically, and input all the data into storage. The hard part is making a program to collate all the data into a usable schematic ... and converting biological visual data into computerised data and storing it without revealing your activities to anyone who gets their hands on a dead rat ... unless... We need to create a brain-in-a-jar-computer!!!

[ExKirby]

You feel sad. You just came up with a brilliant plan, but you can't do it due to a lack of resources! Suddenly, a magazine drops through your mail. Hey, it's the newest edition of SCIENTIST Daily! They always have a trade station for SCIENTISTS who want to trade their stuff! You flick to it... oh, boy! There's a dude who will trade his camera for a mutated fish!

Inventory;

5 Rats
5 Mice
4 Fish
3 Cat DNA
1 Mad SCIENTIST! DNA
Scalpel
DNA Extractor (Don't ask)
Other Biology Stuff
500 Ball Bearings
5m of Tubing
Tape Measure
Other Physics Equipment
Other Nuclear Equipment
5 Alkali
5 Acid
30 Neutral
Other Chemistry Equipment
1 Producer Mould

Skills;

Biology Lvl3
Physics Lvl2
Radiation Book
Chemistry Book

Ideas;

Spoiler: Radiated Mad Fish-1 Underway (click to show/hide)

1 Fish
1 Mad Scientist DNA
1 Nuke Ash (Or similar substance)
Breeding

Inventions;

Spoiler: Producer Mold-1 Made (click to show/hide)

1 Common Mold
DNA Surgery

[Ottofar]

Nooooooo!! We can't sell the madfish!!

[Jetsquirrel]

we don't need scouting yet.....

lets focus on making madfishes and mutated hulk rats

[dragnar]

At least wait for the fish to finish mutating. Who knows, maybe it will be useful, maybe not.

Next, lets try to make a super strong acid.

[maxicaxi]

turn!

AND I CAN DEFEAT THE POTATO BY EATING IT!

but than the potato uses HYPER BEAM AND BLASTS YOU TO ASH

[RAM]

The potato lost consciousness as soon as it fell into the pit of half-digested curry...

How many sources of mutant fish can there be? we just need to whip up a shoddy half-baked mutant fish on the quick and sell that instead...

[maxicaxi]

The potato lost consciousness as soon as it fell into the pit of half-digested curry...

How many sources of mutant fish can there be? we just need to whip up a shoddy half-baked mutant fish on the quick and sell that instead...

the potato uses portal gun to create a portal to prevent that.

[GlyphGryph]

Get an invite, along with the magazine, to the local SCIENCE! competition for those shunned from academic circles.

[Jetsquirrel]

SCIENCE! bump

[ExKirby]

As much as I think that's a good idea, they don't do contests.

[ExKirby]

SCIENCE! bump

[GlyphGryph]

I was trying to imply you should get invited to my crossover. And since I have the group and event all planned out, I assure you that they DO. They're even renting out the local recreation center to hold it in. Your dude should totally get an invite