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[Karnewarrior]

Wait, so if we do find these theoretical dead goblins, can we sell their corpses? I mean they might not be alive but could we call that bone crafts?

Traditionally speaking, wouldn't we eat the corpses?

I doubt even if the dwarves are like us they would kill us we did bring them a titan and then theres Amala... We all know waht would happen if the dwarves try anything

Amala would die ignominiously in a pool of molten rock?

Amala would be incased in molten rock, awaken to a nice bronze body and be in pure full rage, murdering every one.

That's probably right.  Now that I think about it, Amala is probably Cacame's long-lost sister.

Or his mom.

I could totally see Amala being Cacame's Mom.

[Rumrusher]

Anything but his wife, we all know what happen to his wife.
Which brings me up a crazy idea why haven't we seen these elves eat the corpses of their own kind already.
That smoke cloud nonsense it could have also been zombie bogeymen I had that same thing happen to me once.

[TolyK]

Hey! I have been watching this for a while, and I just realized I've never praised you for it.

In short, this is quite simply my favorite active project on this forum. You are nothing more or less than a genius.

Don't ever stop being awesome! You are an inspiration.

*goldclap*
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Get the hell away from him...

[Julien Brightside]

Which brings me up a crazy idea why haven't we seen these elves eat the corpses of their own kind already.

Too busy avoiding death to get a proper lunch break I guess?

[Rose]

Which brings me up a crazy idea why haven't we seen these elves eat the corpses of their own kind already.

Too busy avoiding death to get a proper lunch break I guess?

I was under the impression that it wasn't actually something voluntary.

[ottottott]

Where's the assumption coming, that elves eat corpses of all dead creatures, or at least, that's what I'm understanding here...

[Tiruin]

Correction I guess: Elves eat the corpses of those defeated in combat against them




Frog's legs anyone?


Wait...they are sentients....


But still, I have respect for elves, no matter what they are (unless they start cannibalism, that's my line for that. Just too used to thinking of them as those described in Tolkien's work)


Also, I've only seen this thread now, years in the making 

I love art.

[ottottott]

Elves eat all creatures they defeat? Even the intelligent ones? Must be growing too used to those I've read on 'em popular books. (Or movies, web comics, w'ever. They're popular, so that's what makes me belive, that most others see them the same way. If the creatures are non-existent, the "right" version of them is the most popular one.)

[Rose]

it's part of DF canon that elves have an irresistible urge to eat slain foes. even half-elf-half-goblins find it hard to rest.

[Flaede]

It's true. Scary cannibal elves. I remember them getting mad at having blood on the stuff you sold them, though. At least now it's just if it involves trees!

[stabbymcstabstab]

I got a question for you Flaede would you get made if someone tried to sell you a weapon doused in your friends blood?

[Flaede]

I got a question for you Flaede would you get made if someone tried to sell you a weapon doused in your friends blood?

No, no, usually it was goblin blood. and often it was the clothes the goblins had been wearing. Unless I mis-remember and it was decorated with wood as well (but I don't think so, I'm pretty sure they just objected to more back then)

[Tiruin]

Could we still make suggestions regarding the elves' fate?

[stabbymcstabstab]

Yep.

[ottottott]

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