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[ottottott]

Let's get out of this swamp and if our leader decides to wake up, and not kill everyone because of them tying her to a post, try to tame and ride/use as a carrying animal only one of the animals. Because if the elephant has an "unfortunate accident" we must have 1 elephant left to offer to the dwarves. (We are all going to die as soon as we enter dwarf territory anyways but...) (I know I shouldn't plan ahead so much but I think the dwarves are going to... um... wow so many ways of torture.
A: Wait until they are the trade depot and then lock it and pour lava/water all over them.
B: Make them walk under a giant, long archway. When they are all inside it, the ceiling collapses, ballista arrows fire from sides and floodgates open up somewhere on the sides and pour them over with lava.
C: Capture them all in cages and use them as archery targets. Perhaps pets.
Just a few examples.)

[Forumite]

I look forward to the dwarven mountainhome, half the fun is seeing what kind of horrible greeting the dorfs have prepared for the caravan.

[Rexfelum]

I think they may have Harmed A Member Of Our Civ. And thus interesting hijinx would ensue if we tried taming them.

No, no, the only one that did is now dead.

I look forward to the dwarven mountainhome, half the fun is seeing what kind of horrible greeting the dorfs have prepared for the caravan.

Oh, I expect that the elves won't even understand the greeting.  "So, yeah, we seem to be walking through a field of carnage and burnt remains where we thought there was a mountainhome.  'Copper Gates'?  What gates?!  I don't see any--WAAUGH I'VE FOUND THE ENTRY CHASM!!!"

--Rexfelum

[quip]

I look forward to the dwarven mountainhome, half the fun is seeing what kind of horrible greeting the dorfs have prepared for the caravan.

And the other half is watching Amala go crazy and kill evryone.

[Blargityblarg]

I'mma bet that by the time the Elves actually get to the fortress, it'll just be a desolate lake of magma, devoid of dwarves and everything else, with a single sign:

IOU: One Floodgate

-Urist

[Rumrusher]

]We'll just have to ride the elephants then. That'll get us to the Dwarves without any trouble at all, right?

Interesting idea. Are the elephants tame? I second this when we get out of the swamps!

Elephants are never tame!

Thats fun of it!

I think they may have Harmed A Member Of Our Civ. And thus interesting hijinx would ensue if we tried taming them.

wait didn't one of those harmed and got killed the other was talk to the point of willing to go into the cage. The only murderbeast is that titan. Tame the elephant and give it a wig so Darkerdark's laptop won't wake up and go Nam' on us.
Also if we see a Salt mountain make sure to say clear away from it.

[Alternatecash]

Come back, DarkerDark! No fair getting me addicted and skiving off!

[DarkerDark]

Come back, DarkerDark! No fair getting me addicted and skiving off!

Yeah, sorry 'bout that.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

I would like to see some more of your art too, Dark. That's the main reason I'm watching this thread, actually.. your style is, for lack of a better word, awesome. And hilarious.

[TolyK]

I would like to see some more of your art too, Dark. That's the main reason I'm watching this thread, actually.. your style is, for lack of a better word, awesome. And hilarious.

what he said.

[Forumite]

I would like to see some more of your art too, Dark. That's the main reason I'm watching this thread, actually.. your style is, for lack of a better word, awesome. And hilarious.

what he said.

what he said that he said.

[Siquo]

Stalking DD: for your convenience
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=11147

[ottottott]

Stalking DD: for your convenience
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=11147

Yeah, I'm constantly following that too. Trying to see any and all art posted.

[powpow]

*crawling on the ground* finnally got up to speed on the story lovin the pictures by the way
plus i vote for the elve to celebrate by eating the corpses of the fallen elves and frogmen with the turtle crowned and congratulated for helping

EDIT: plus DD can i use one of the pics as profile pic??
edit: nvm i found a pic to use

[Knick]

i vote for the elve to celebrate by eating the corpses of the fallen elves and frogmen with the turtle crowned and congratulated for helping

I like this idea.  Perhaps as well some brave elf can try to extract elephant milk, which then can be churned into elephant cheese and butter.  Might go well with Frogman legs.  Maybe the succulent smell will [a]rouse our unconscious leader.