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[TolyK]

The Forget About the Turtle (Unless It Turns Out To Be Helpful In a Quirky and Unexpected Manner) and Just Turn the Frogs Into Pincushions plan?

I vote for this plan.

same here.

[mission0]

Hooray for simplistic plans?

DarkerDark is probably going to need a full day to read all of our plans anyhow, so we may be in for quite a wait.

[Araph]

The Forget About the Turtle (Unless It Turns Out To Be Helpful In a Quirky and Unexpected Manner) and Just Turn the Frogs Into Pincushions plan?

I vote for this plan.

same here.

WHAT? Have you people no sense of adventure?

[Rexfelum]

The Forget About the Turtle (Unless It Turns Out To Be Helpful In a Quirky and Unexpected Manner) and Just Turn the Frogs Into Pincushions plan?

I vote for this plan.

same here.

WHAT? Have you people no sense of adventure?

Sure we do.  This plan has several optional clauses with enhanced adventuresome properties.  Including, e.g., the "Valo finds that his old blade of grass has become hollow after days of chewing and can therefore serve as a 'breathing reed,' thus allowing him to sneak up underwater and deliver the final blow after everyone else exchanges bow and blowgun fire" clause.  Also, the "Amala takes this exact moment to wake up, leading her to a predictable reaction" clause.

--Rexfelum

[Flaede]

The Forget About the Turtle (Unless It Turns Out To Be Helpful In a Quirky and Unexpected Manner) and Just Turn the Frogs Into Pincushions plan?

I vote for this plan.

same here.

WHAT? Have you people no sense of adventure?

Sure we do.  This plan has several optional clauses with enhanced adventuresome properties.  Including, e.g., the "Valo finds that his old blade of grass has become hollow after days of chewing and can therefore serve as a 'breathing reed,' thus allowing him to sneak up underwater and deliver the final blow after everyone else exchanges bow and blowgun fire" clause.  Also, the "Amala takes this exact moment to wake up, leading her to a predictable reaction" clause.

--Rexfelum

Do any of the frogs have hats?

[mission0]

You know not one of us have even thought of Negotiation... we are elves dangit negotiation is our strongest ability next to stoning  Elephants and making things out of wood!

[quip]

You know not one of us have even thought of Negotiation... we are elves dangit negotiation is our strongest ability next to stoning  Elephants and making things out of wood!

You're right! We should convince the elephants to make a giant wooden catapult, then get the elephants high and launch the drugged up elephants at the frogmen!

[Argembarger]

DarkerDark was online earlier today.

Maybe he has forgotten about us?

[lemon10]

You know not one of us have even thought of Negotiation... we are elves dangit negotiation is our strongest ability next to stoning  Elephants and making things out of wood!

You're right! We should convince the elephants to make a giant wooden catapult, then get the elephants high and launch the drugged up elephants at the frogmen!

Wouldn't work, the elephant is too heavy and would kill amala as well.

DarkerDark was online earlier today.

Maybe he has forgotten about us?

Yeah, hes been on fairly consistently, he just hasn't been taking the effort to do this (it does require quite a lot of effort though).

[mission0]

Drugged up elephants being shot at the frogmen... what could possibly go wrong?

[TolyK]

Drugged up elephants being shot at the frogmen... what could possibly go wrong?

don't go there. I've done it as an adventurer.

[Araph]

Drugged up elephants being shot at the frogmen... what could possibly go wrong?

don't go there. I've done it as an adventurer.

How?

[TolyK]

Drugged up elephants being shot at the frogmen... what could possibly go wrong?

don't go there. I've done it as an adventurer.

How?

well actually I threw them, but the result was the same. (I was really strong and this guy was tiny)

guts everywhere.

(technically possible to shoot using item_corpse tags...)

[Julien Brightside]

what could possibly go wrong?

It is a dwarf fortress inspired comic. Do you really want to know?

[quip]

what could possibly go wrong?

It is a dwarf fortress inspired comic. Do you really want to know?

Worst case senario(?): The plan works perfectly fine.
Best case senario(?): The elephants miss and slam into the ground with enough force to create a tunnel all the way to hell. Then demons come pouring out.