We must mount a rescue operation to save Amala! Not only is she our leader - she has boobs. And a name. And is a hardcore no-nonsense experienced badass. This automatically makes her fifty times more important than any other elf in the caravan, and second only to Princess(?) Ima in terms of popularity.
And I, for one, am willing to throw worthless fodder-elves at the frogmen until either Amala is rescued or we are all dead. Because without any women this story would get very awkward very quickly.
Amala may have mammalry glands... Or those may in fact be Murder-Someone-Every-Time-Something-Stupid-Is-Suggested Glands.
On a simmilar note, remember that time we tried to arouse her? Good times.
Maybe so, but they still look like boobs. And that's all the motivation needed.
With that said, it was indeed hilarious when that happened.
Redundancy redacted.
No, we need our fodder elfs, we started with 60, now we have like 30. At this rate (especially with rash tactics) we might run out of elves.
Whoah, I think that might just be the first time that anyone on these forums has ever used this phrase.
But, all kidding aside, you make a good point. Especially since these elves seem to die even more easily than most. So, maybe instead of mounting a rescue operation, we should leave Amala behind and continue onwards. Then, after she wakes up and murders the frogmen, she will realize that we abandoned her and proceed to go Rambo on our asses, hunting us down and killing us one by one until only Valo remains. The two will then
make furious, sweaty elf-love atop the corpses of their fellow elves fight to the death.
... Actually, now that I think about it,
that would be awesome. Let's do it.
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