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Author Topic: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure  (Read 630430 times)

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1605 on: February 01, 2011, 12:36:55 am »

We must mount a rescue operation to save Amala! Not only is she our leader - she has boobs. And a name. And is a hardcore no-nonsense experienced badass. This automatically makes her fifty times more important than any other elf in the caravan, and second only to Princess(?) Ima in terms of popularity.

And I, for one, am willing to throw worthless fodder-elves at the frogmen until either Amala is rescued or we are all dead. Because without any women this story would get very awkward very quickly.
No, we need our fodder elfs, we started with 60, now we have like 30. At this rate (especially with rash tactics) we might run out of elves.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1606 on: February 01, 2011, 11:16:12 am »

We must mount a rescue operation to save Amala! Not only is she our leader - she has boobs. And a name. And is a hardcore no-nonsense experienced badass. This automatically makes her fifty times more important than any other elf in the caravan, and second only to Princess(?) Ima in terms of popularity.

And I, for one, am willing to throw worthless fodder-elves at the frogmen until either Amala is rescued or we are all dead. Because without any women this story would get very awkward very quickly.
Amala may have mammalry glands... Or those may in fact be Murder-Someone-Every-Time-Something-Stupid-Is-Suggested Glands.
On a simmilar note, remember that time we tried to arouse her? Good times.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1607 on: February 01, 2011, 04:14:46 pm »

I'm sorry but if the turtle doesn't help out then Amala might wake up... in a bad mood. You do know it is imposible to cure... Amalaphobia!?!?!

Yes, that is way worse than "Deep One-aphobia!"  XP
That IS Deep-one-phobia!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1608 on: February 01, 2011, 06:09:24 pm »

We must mount a rescue operation to save Amala! Not only is she our leader - she has boobs. And a name. And is a hardcore no-nonsense experienced badass. This automatically makes her fifty times more important than any other elf in the caravan, and second only to Princess(?) Ima in terms of popularity.

And I, for one, am willing to throw worthless fodder-elves at the frogmen until either Amala is rescued or we are all dead. Because without any women this story would get very awkward very quickly.
Amala may have mammalry glands... Or those may in fact be Murder-Someone-Every-Time-Something-Stupid-Is-Suggested Glands.
On a simmilar note, remember that time we tried to arouse her? Good times.

Maybe so, but they still look like boobs. And that's all the motivation needed.

With that said, it was indeed hilarious when that happened.  :D

Redundancy redacted.
No, we need our fodder elfs, we started with 60, now we have like 30. At this rate (especially with rash tactics) we might run out of elves.

Whoah, I think that might just be the first time that anyone on these forums has ever used this phrase.

But, all kidding aside, you make a good point. Especially since these elves seem to die even more easily than most. So, maybe instead of mounting a rescue operation, we should leave Amala behind and continue onwards. Then, after she wakes up and murders the frogmen, she will realize that we abandoned her and proceed to go Rambo on our asses, hunting us down and killing us one by one until only Valo remains. The two will then make furious, sweaty elf-love atop the corpses of their fellow elves fight to the death.

... Actually, now that I think about it, that would be awesome. Let's do it.  8)
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1609 on: February 01, 2011, 06:39:15 pm »

No, we need our fodder elfs, we started with 60, now we have like 30. At this rate (especially with rash tactics) we might run out of elves.
Whoah, I think that might just be the first time that anyone on these forums has ever used this phrase.
I wouldn't be surprised if such a phrase had been used in the Adventure Mode subforum, closely followed by "to kill in this world."
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1610 on: February 01, 2011, 06:52:33 pm »

Dont kill the elves.
I'm sure the dwarves would prefer elf torture to beds any day.

So what happens when they run out of elves?
Shabam. Using my search fu i found this.
So you were sorta right kadzar.
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« Reply #1611 on: February 02, 2011, 07:02:34 pm »

Someone should add this to http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InteractiveComic
(not me as I am avoiding the site)
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1612 on: February 03, 2011, 03:17:16 am »

Hmm.

I believe we need DarkerDark's permission before doing that.  Or, at least, I would prefer to have it.

Edit:  On checking, I think it is just my personal preference.  Ah well.  Sticking it on there.

Edit 2:  I feel stupid for even doing this.

Edit 3:  Done.  Someone, please tell me if I should take it off.  Please.  I feel silly when I update the thing.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2011, 03:26:08 am by Lucus Casius »
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1613 on: February 03, 2011, 04:39:33 am »

Someone, please tell me if I should take it off.  Please.  I feel silly when I update the thing.

No need to do that.  :D
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1614 on: February 03, 2011, 10:34:13 am »

I love how "this" is the hyper link.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1615 on: February 03, 2011, 03:51:33 pm »

I love how "this" is the hyper link.

Don't you mean thiiiiiiiis?

(Also, who removed the link to the lower boards wiki?)
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1616 on: February 03, 2011, 09:32:08 pm »

No I meant THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1617 on: February 04, 2011, 03:01:42 am »

Ok, enough of.. that.. We would not want to be scolded again would we?
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1618 on: February 04, 2011, 05:20:20 am »

Ok, enough of.. that.. We would not want to be scolded again would we?

Yeah, I don't think our elves would be able to withstand a 'giant marsupial twisted into humanoid form'!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1619 on: February 04, 2011, 02:30:20 pm »

Ok, enough of.. that.. We would not want to be scolded again would we?

Yeah, I don't think our elves would be able to withstand a 'giant marsupial twisted into humanoid form'!
hmm a kangaroo titan might lead to a faster travels or more skulls flying out of heads of elves into other elves' heads.
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