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[Rumrusher]

I still recommend Surfing Bird.

I'm sorry, but Yakety Sax is better. X(

Huge multi-elf group singing a harmony of STAND BY ME. Lure them FROGGYMEN into peace

I just remember the elf could have said "the corpses would lead to more flies and a large rotting one would mean a fly beacon to dine on." oh well.

[DrunkDorfPally]

Bump again.  X(

[SHAD0Wdump]

Bump again.  X(

It's only been 3 hours.

[DrunkDorfPally]

Bump again.  X(

It's only been 3 hours.

It was on p.2 Mr. Cool Talking Burger!  X(  BTW, has anyone told you you look like the  talking sammich from the Florida Orange Juice Commercials?  XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiAHm8AhbZE

[SHAD0Wdump]

Nope, that's a new one to me...

[DrunkDorfPally]

Hey burger, you have any relatives you don't like I can eat?      

[iyaerP]

Clealy, we must attempt to negotiate. Offer a hostage trade of Amala for the Toady One frog titan/god. Then, as soon as their guard is down, have the awesometacular bowelf who made the shot to the barge in the first place headshot the frogman with the knife to amala's throat. Once we have slaughtered them all, we eat them. We are, after all, DF elves (cannibals), and this would help with the supply situation.

[Flaede]

Clealy, we must attempt to negotiate. Offer a hostage trade of Amala for the Toady One frog titan/god. Then, as soon as their guard is down, have the awesometacular bowelf who made the shot to the barge in the first place headshot the frogman with the knife to amala's throat. Once we have slaughtered them all, we eat them. We are, after all, DF elves (cannibals), and this would help with the supply situation.

What supply situation! We've been eating frogmen roasts from the battle and.... oh. Crap. I just figured out a reason they might still hate us despite saving them from their tyrant god.

EDIT: although in our defense, he at them too.

[quip]

Clealy, we must attempt to negotiate. Offer a hostage trade of Amala for the Toady One frog titan/god. Then, as soon as their guard is down, have the awesometacular bowelf who made the shot to the barge in the first place headshot the frogman with the knife to amala's throat. Once we have slaughtered them all, we eat them. We are, after all, DF elves (cannibals), and this would help with the supply situation.

What supply situation! We've been eating frogmen roasts from the battle and.... oh. Crap. I just figured out a reason they might still hate us despite saving them from their tyrant god.

EDIT: although in our defense, he at them too.

But... If we sold Toady One Froggy Titan to the Dwarves and they built a Dwarven computer... We'd get DF! We can't do that if Toady one Froggy Titan is sitting in some swamp complaining about the noise!

[Flaede]

Clealy, we must attempt to negotiate. Offer a hostage trade of Amala for the Toady One frog titan/god. Then, as soon as their guard is down, have the awesometacular bowelf who made the shot to the barge in the first place headshot the frogman with the knife to amala's throat. Once we have slaughtered them all, we eat them. We are, after all, DF elves (cannibals), and this would help with the supply situation.

What supply situation! We've been eating frogmen roasts from the battle and.... oh. Crap. I just figured out a reason they might still hate us despite saving them from their tyrant god.

EDIT: although in our defense, he at them too.

But... If we sold Toady One Froggy Titan to the Dwarves and they built a Dwarven computer... We'd get DF! We can't do that if Toady one Froggy Titan is sitting in some swamp complaining about the noise!

Actually, if the dwarves haul the FB Titan Cage to the Depot, he will escape. That's what happens when untamed creatures are moved into the Depot.

[quip]

Clealy, we must attempt to negotiate. Offer a hostage trade of Amala for the Toady One frog titan/god. Then, as soon as their guard is down, have the awesometacular bowelf who made the shot to the barge in the first place headshot the frogman with the knife to amala's throat. Once we have slaughtered them all, we eat them. We are, after all, DF elves (cannibals), and this would help with the supply situation.

What supply situation! We've been eating frogmen roasts from the battle and.... oh. Crap. I just figured out a reason they might still hate us despite saving them from their tyrant god.

EDIT: although in our defense, he at them too.

But... If we sold Toady One Froggy Titan to the Dwarves and they built a Dwarven computer... We'd get DF! We can't do that if Toady one Froggy Titan is sitting in some swamp complaining about the noise!

Actually, if the dwarves haul the FB Titan Cage to the Depot, he will escape. That's what happens when untamed creatures are moved into the Depot.

Your point is?

[DrunkDorfPally]

The point is, I would be hoping you would be trying to make the dwarves allies, not gank them.  XP 

[Flaede]

The point is, I would be hoping you would be trying to make the dwarves allies, not gank them.  XP

Allies!? We're hoping to blow their puny minds with our awesome cloth bins trade goods, and captured Titan. Also, make some short jokes. And thirdly, maybe make an alliance.

[Neyvn]

After demanding that less trees be cut down...

[quip]

The point is, I would be hoping you would be trying to make the dwarves allies, not gank them.  XP

Allies!? We're hoping to blow their puny minds with our awesome cloth bins trade goods, and captured Titan. Also, make some short jokes. And thirdly, maybe make an alliance.

I thought this caravan was just an Elven ego boosting exercise? I mean, if we wanted to trade goods or make peace or whatever why would we forge a path through the wilderness to trade with some dwarves when there is a human civ halfway through the route? All Dwarves are good for diplomatically is short jokes and pointless tree demands!