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[Lucus Casius]

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*sigh*

Just tie a plank of wood to a length of rope, then throw it into the barge.  It will catch.  Then you can pull the barge back.

You people make things SO COMPLICATED.

And that's why I love you.  But come on now.

[Orb]

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*sigh*

Just tie a plank of wood to a length of rope, then throw it into the barge.  It will catch.  Then you can pull the barge back.

You people make things SO COMPLICATED.


And that's why I love you.  But come on now.

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That's a tad far to throw, don't you think? By the time a "rope + wood" is assembled, it will be way out of reach.


Why not just dump an empty barrel into the water, have an elf straddle it with a plank from our supplies, and paddle to the drifting barge?


Oh, and its likely frogmen are just pushing the barge away, and all our efforts will be for nothing.

[Haspen]

Now that you said this...

The rain falls to the 'left', while barge floats to the 'right'. Wind is surely against the barge.

Frogmen are stealing our barge!

[Rexfelum]

And just like that, conversation turns back to actual problem-solving.  Awesome.

Just tie a plank of wood to a length of rope, then throw it into the barge.

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That's a tad far to throw, don't you think?

Possibly, which is why people said this the first time:

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!

A little more force, you see.  And with 9 spindles of rope, there can easily be 9 (strong) archers firing at once (maybe even from various locations), with another elf rolling out the spindle.

Alternatively:

Oh, and its likely frogmen are just pushing the barge away, and all our efforts will be for nothing.

All the more reason to get on that

High-speed barge chase.

!!

--Rexfelum

[DarkerDark]

So many great suggestions, so little time to draw them! The next update will be posted sometime over the weekend if everything goes well.

[abculatter_2]

So many great suggestions, so little time to draw them!

This sentence scares me.

[Armok]

That sentence thrills me.

[Rexfelum]

This sentence scares me.

That sentence thrills me.

I'm glad we had this little talk.

--Rexfelum

[QuakeIV]

Oh bloody hell.

[eerr]

DEATH.

Make something I can read to benny hill music.

[dragonshardz]

Surprisingly enough, I'm not offended by elves.

Imma watch this.

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[Rolan7]

Surprisingly enough, I'm not offended by elves.

Imma watch this.

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Ha, you followed my link from Cobalt Fortress, eh?

For everyone else: Ironically, the dwarves of our Cobalt Fortress are journeying to elven lands to trade, because we done goofed and are running out of booze (and food I guess).
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69978.msg1863138#msg1863138

Kinda posting to watch, though I followed this before the hiatus (:

[Ultimuh]

Now that you said this...

The rain falls to the 'left', while barge floats to the 'right'. Wind is surely against the barge.

Frogmen are stealing our barge!

It might aswell be the current of the water.

[quip]

Now that you said this...

The rain falls to the 'left', while barge floats to the 'right'. Wind is surely against the barge.

Frogmen are stealing our barge!

It might aswell be the current of the water.

Don't be silly! Of course it's the frogmen! That gives us a reason to shoot arrows at our leader barge with our leader on!

[Julien Brightside]

Ever been so drunk...

that you woke up in a cage surrounded by elves?


What are the chances of us taming an elephant to drag a barge through the swamp? Or would it be too deep?