This thread is just full of good ideas recently.
I . . . I agree. Wow.
--Careful analysis of the recent turn:for i = 1:numberOfThingsWeSaid
if weSaidIt(i) == True
makeUsHurt(whatWeSaid(i))
end
end
This is clearly punishment for taking Amala along. It all started by suggesting drug experimentation, which out-and-out killed an elf. Then came the barge, which was not by itself a bad idea. However, it suffered from the tag-team effort of the "restrain Amala" idea, the "slap her awake" one, the "Valo Tradedstalks 1050!" campaign, and the otherwise-flawless "find her a new hat" proposal. If we had left out any one of those steps, we wouldn't be in this situation today.
However, I really have to congratulate DarkerDark. This is a much more interesting development than to just sic the frogmen on the caravan again.
--Reasoned suggestion for the appropriate response:Forget all that stuff about bows and ropes. There is only one thing to do.
High-speed barge chase.Don't ask how you put together a second barge so soon! High-speed barge chase already!--Rexfelum
P.S.: Also:
(No provisions lost due to having plenty of delicious frogman roasts available)
Good, good. Now that we are sure the elves will eat just about anything (though avoiding regular frogs is a thought), survival is slightly more likely. And on the non-edible front, please let us know when the dead elephant is finished rotting, so the raw materials can be used.