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Author Topic: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure  (Read 632830 times)

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1350 on: January 05, 2011, 12:12:37 pm »

i thought elven teeth could only eat berries.....wait shes gonna go rampage when she notices you crushed all her teeth
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1351 on: January 05, 2011, 12:25:52 pm »

Heh. I'm king of the quote pyramid!

It shouldn't be an issue, just aim for the back.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1352 on: January 05, 2011, 12:30:18 pm »

Heh. I'm king of the quote pyramid!

It shouldn't be an issue, just aim for the back.

Who's?
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1353 on: January 05, 2011, 12:36:10 pm »

Heh. I'm king of the quote pyramid!

It shouldn't be an issue, just aim for the back.

Who's?

Of the BARGE.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1354 on: January 05, 2011, 12:52:39 pm »

Quick!  What he said!  Aim for the back of the barge, remember to tie ropes, avoid the barrels!  X-S
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1355 on: January 05, 2011, 12:55:19 pm »

We will fail, as always.

I'm sure of it.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1356 on: January 05, 2011, 12:57:08 pm »

Quick!  What he said!  Aim for the back of the barge, remember to tie ropes, avoid the barrels!  X-S
But make sure you don't kill Amala!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1357 on: January 05, 2011, 12:58:23 pm »

Quick!  What he said!  Aim for the back of the barge, remember to tie ropes, avoid the barrels!  X-S
But make sure you don't won't kill Amala on purpose!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1358 on: January 05, 2011, 01:00:24 pm »

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

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THAT is full of win!  Even if a elf dies soon afterwards by an enraged Amala!  XD

Bowelves and rope!
This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene.  :P

Concerned elf: Wait!  You might hit Amala!
shut up you! our bowelf commando's are perfect at there jobs! they will not miss

Well.. Don't say I didnt warn ya, when she wakes up and discovers she got an arrow stuck in her lower left back tooth!
Great. Now I want the bowelves to hit Amala just to see the barge be brought in via an arrow in one of her teeth.
So do I.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1359 on: January 05, 2011, 01:30:35 pm »

I half want everyone to completely ignore the barge so we have a scene of Amala waking up in some human house and having one of the biggest "WTF" moments in this worlds history.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1360 on: January 05, 2011, 01:35:48 pm »

This thread is just full of good ideas recently.
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« Reply #1361 on: January 05, 2011, 01:54:51 pm »

It must be the inspirational drawing. And the fact that even thinking the word "this" will make you foam at the mouth and killl OEHSSfnsjfnsjanjaenkelu3qtq3u4t
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« Reply #1362 on: January 05, 2011, 02:06:53 pm »

This thread is just full of good ideas recently.

I . . . I agree.  Wow.

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This is clearly punishment for taking Amala along.  It all started by suggesting drug experimentation, which out-and-out killed an elf.  Then came the barge, which was not by itself a bad idea.  However, it suffered from the tag-team effort of the "restrain Amala" idea, the "slap her awake" one, the "Valo Tradedstalks 1050!" campaign, and the otherwise-flawless "find her a new hat" proposal.  If we had left out any one of those steps, we wouldn't be in this situation today.

However, I really have to congratulate DarkerDark.  This is a much more interesting development than to just sic the frogmen on the caravan again.

--Reasoned suggestion for the appropriate response:

Forget all that stuff about bows and ropes.  There is only one thing to do.

High-speed barge chase.

Don't ask how you put together a second barge so soon!  High-speed barge chase already!

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P.S.: Also:

(No provisions lost due to having plenty of delicious frogman roasts available)

Good, good.  Now that we are sure the elves will eat just about anything (though avoiding regular frogs is a thought), survival is slightly more likely.  And on the non-edible front, please let us know when the dead elephant is finished rotting, so the raw materials can be used.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1363 on: January 05, 2011, 03:08:14 pm »

If we wanted to keep our champion restrained in case of unintended berserking, why didn't we just use a cage? It's the tried and true method in fortress mode.

As for the barge... that can't be good.

The rising water keeps making me think of this.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #1364 on: January 05, 2011, 03:21:31 pm »

Ok, she's kind of unconscious.

Off with the head of whoever tied her to the prow and left her that way!

Alright, we need elves to head down the river, and elves to build a new barge.
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