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[Rumrusher]

So the elves have an elephant and a titan how many kings of the beast left to caged?

I wonder if that hole the titan made could be used as means of dumping him back in... maybe with a few cases of booze as peace keeping... and a frogman(dead) cover in elf blood to mimic the taste also cover said frogman(dead) in elven clothes would work nice to hide the fact you dress up a bland frogman(dead) in your blood (Can't find one off a (elf)dead body then just strip an elf of their clothes and skin and craft some from the piles of dead frogmen).

Wait what makes an Amenereli elf taste good? Must be the high fiber diet and life on grass that gives them that taste. cinnamon sticks and sugar cane they been snacking.

[Neyvn]

You know what would be good, a comment of the possibility of the Titan Tasting good...

[Rumrusher]

You know what would be good, a comment of the possibility of the Titan Tasting good...

and risk a elf to die by syndrome? Nah maybe for the next titan but let's not go thinking about large frog legs covered with mince frogmen gibbits and coated with frog gravy and adorn with salted slug and snailmen. 

[Neyvn]

Who said it was to the Titan. It could easily be at earshot...

[Samthere]

Since Amala's unconscious, we should cage her

[Rumrusher]

Since Amala's unconscious, we should cage her

We've been in this situation before. We know what to do.

I think we should arouse Amala

We must, because, we can.

nah from the looks of this she awoken from her coma due to elf's topless bod. She mostly now resting on her wounds.

[DarkerDark]

After smoking pipes stuffed with "assorted herbs", the Elves of Amanereli conclude their discussion. Barges will be built to carry the caravan across the flooded marsh! Empty barrels will be used to keep the barges afloat, and rope reed ropes will bind it all together. Amala Nightglimmer, Master bowelf and hardy Ranger of Amanereli is deemed too valuable to take back to Eyoaslef, and so she is to accompany the caravan in her current state. Unconscious. In the meantime, a new temporary leader shall be appointed, a calm and collected bowelf, Valo Tradedstalks, known for his grass chewing habits.

Perhaps a drug can be found that will pull Amala out of her coma? The Elves begin to experiment with the local variety.




Whoa. I can hear... Everything!




By the Tranquil Forest, Yes!




YES!

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Hmm... Perhaps experimenting with local drugs wasn't the brightest idea.

Elf Deaths: 10
Elves Remaining: 43

Other Elves busy themselves by building a barge. The first of many!



Oh yes! This is a fine vessel, worthy of the children of Amanereli! But it seems to be missing something...

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Ah! There we go! What better way to christen a new ship than to tie your champion to the prow?!

With Amala restrained, an Elf begins to lightly slap her in an attempt to get a response. He is quickly interrupted by Valo and one of the more experienced bowelves.



"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you think you're doing?" Asks the bowelf.

"Uhm... Slapping Amala awake... It's alright, she's restrained."

Valo chews on an old piece of grass as he casually looks the Elf over, "Now hold on a minute, friend, before you go waking the Ranger Captain, you should be asking yourself one question... Where's her hat? Do you really want to rouse Amala only to tell her you've lost her hat?"

The Elf reluctantly pulls away his hand, giving Amala a frightful look, "Goodness, you're right! I'll go find a replacement at once!"

The Elves turn to head back into the camp, determined to produce a hat worthy of Amanereli's finest, "I swear," Valo states, "I sometimes think I'm the only one who wants to keep Nightglimmer happy."

"You and me both, friend." Replies his companion.



Nobody seems to notice the barge drift off with Amala still restrained to it!

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The List

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10 Bowelves - armored
7 Bowelves - unarmored, skilled ambushers
10 Spearelves - shield and armored
8 untrained Spearelves
8 untrained Swordselves

20 mules
2 caged elephants
1 caged dead elephant
4 caged hoary marmots
1 caged Titan, Ngusnogsted Obngot
38 barrels of strawberry wine (10 consumed by the Titan)
12 empty barrels (8 used in building the barge)
10 bundles of rope reed cloth
10 baskets of various berries
10 bins of wooden goods
8 barrels of assorted herbs (cooking herbs included)
10 of the highest quality rope reed blankets
9 spindles of rope reed rope
7 bundles of wood blessed by the druids (1 used in building the barge)
9 bags of provisions (dried fruits and seeds) (No provisions lost due to having plenty of delicious frogman roasts available)

Actions?

[Naes Draw]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

[Ultimuh]

She won't be happy when she wakes up..

[quip]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene. 

[Ultimuh]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene. 

Concerned elf: Wait!  You might hit Amala!

[maxicaxi]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene. 

Concerned elf: Wait!  You might hit Amala!

shut up you! our bowelf commando's are perfect at there jobs! they will not miss

[Ultimuh]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene. 

Concerned elf: Wait!  You might hit Amala!

shut up you! our bowelf commando's are perfect at there jobs! they will not miss

Well.. Don't say I didnt warn ya, when she wakes up and discovers she got an arrow stuck in her lower left back tooth!

[quip]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene. 

Concerned elf: Wait!  You might hit Amala!

shut up you! our bowelf commando's are perfect at there jobs! they will not miss

Well.. Don't say I didnt warn ya, when she wakes up and discovers she got an arrow stuck in her lower left back tooth!

Great. Now I want the bowelves to hit Amala just to see the barge be brought in via an arrow in one of her teeth.

[Aklyon]

Buh-buh-BARGE! Swimming is less than a safe idea, but something's gotta be done.

...

Bowelves and rope!

This! Get the barge to shore via commando elves boarding it using arrows tied to ropes!
Also, I loved the drugs scene. 

Concerned elf: Wait!  You might hit Amala!

shut up you! our bowelf commando's are perfect at there jobs! they will not miss

Well.. Don't say I didnt warn ya, when she wakes up and discovers she got an arrow stuck in her lower left back tooth!

Great. Now I want the bowelves to hit Amala just to see the barge be brought in via an arrow in one of her teeth.

So do I.