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[Samthere]

> take Titan

[Lordinquisitor]

I say we fill it with more booze. It`s a nice fellow!

And then.. Then we provoke him and hope that he uses his fire breath. Remember: He is now filled with booze.

HRR HRR!

He's filled with wine
have you ever tried to light wine on fire? It just doesn't happen.

I assumed that this was some kind of weird wine/pure alcohol mixture for the elves were going to sell it to the dwarves. It is known that the dwarves only drink booze with at least 80% alcohol. Common knowledge!

Beer has between 1% and 10% alcohol wine is usually between 10% and 16% but can get to around 20% if fortified. anything higher (like rum or gin) is usually referred to as a spirit but the fermentation process has trouble achieving levels of acohol over 60% and because we're in the middle ages, the fact that dwarves drink dwarven beer and dwarven ale admits that they aren't as heavy drinkers as once thought. I'm guessing the most alcoholic beverage is sunshine because it is presumably like moonshine which has between 80 and 120 proof,(which is likely why it is the most valuable.
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I think booze might be RESISTABLE:BY_SIZE I'm going to hold fast to the idea of dressing up as goblins and getting him to be the (largely useless) law giver.

Dwarves can also create alcohol ex nihillo, or how do they manage to fill a barrel of booze with the fermented remains of one strawberry?

But anyway: Go for the captured titan.

[Taco Dan]

> get ye Titan

Fix'd

[Urist Imiknorris]

> get ye Titan

Also

Seriously though. I have a plan: point out that the frogmen haven't brought any booze yet. They should totally contribute the the kegger we've got going on.

[Mangled]

Indeed, why should we give him all our booze?
The Frogmen started it.

[Iituem]

> get ye Titan

Fix'd

You cannot get ye titan.

[QuakeIV]

We have 48 elves, surely this titan will be captured with ease, a few casualties yes, but we are the elves of amanereli! We can take whatever we want!

[Urist Imiknorris]

And the Titan can burn whatever we don't want!

[Solifuge]

Problems:
1) The titan is huge and powerful.
2) Herbs don't appear to work on the titan.
3) The cages are made of wood.

This means that, once we get him into a cage, we have no way to keep him in it, and no way to take him with us. Moreover, don't those things have [TRAP_AVOID]?

It's better to try to convince the drunk titan that great ransacking opportunities await him if he treks off south to the human village... or that Humans taste WAY better than Elves. Surely the humans can deal with him, so we won't have to run into him on the return trip either! And if not, well, we really didn't like the humans anyway! It's Win-Win!

[dragnar]

[TRAP_AVOID] won't work if he's passed out drunk. And why would a flammable cage matter? A glass cage can hold even a dragon!

[Karnewarrior]

Plexiglass...

[Haspen]

"Oh great Toad! Humans stole the rest of your booze! They went that *points to the south* way!"

[Ninteen45]

Capturing a paralytic drunk Frog Titan to trade to the dwarves is a top priority assignment.

[maxicaxi]

"Oh great Toad! Humans stole the rest of your booze! They went that *points to the south* way!"

yes our great lord and master!

[Lord Inquisitor]

his wearing the rangers cap an thinks his an elf.
Make him think his an elf ranger and have him lead you out of the swamp.