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[Dorten]

He's filled with wine
have you ever tried to light wine on fire in DF? It happens all the time!.

Fixed that for you 

But I'm for getting high titan, not blown to pieces one.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

nope, it doesn't. it's been explained often on these forums and you should know, what catches on fire are the barrels, and the booze just boils

[Dorten]

Anyway, boiling wine in his body will produce lots of steam, exploding it. Same result, but a bit less charred.

[HailFire]

Anyway, boiling wine in his body will produce lots of steam, exploding it. Same result, but a bit less charred.

Uhh, yeah, him breathing fire probably isn't going to boil the contents of his stomach, or just using it would kill him whether or not he had gratuitous amounts of wine in him.

[Dorten]

Anyway, boiling wine in his body will produce lots of steam, exploding it. Same result, but a bit less charred.

Uhh, yeah, him breathing fire probably isn't going to boil the contents of his stomach, or just using it would kill him whether or not he had gratuitous amounts of wine in him.

Naah, he's just always being very careful with his fire. But now, while he's drunk... Don't argue with me, I drunk a lot of coffee today, and will not surrender to any reasons!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

coffee doesn't ignite either

[Dorten]

That's why you can't argue with me! I can flame as much as I please and as much as Toady lets me. And I will not ignite from it!

The titan on the other hand...

[Lordinquisitor]

I say we fill it with more booze. It`s a nice fellow!

And then.. Then we provoke him and hope that he uses his fire breath. Remember: He is now filled with booze.

HRR HRR!

He's filled with wine
have you ever tried to light wine on fire? It just doesn't happen.

I assumed that this was some kind of weird wine/pure alcohol mixture for the elves were going to sell it to the dwarves. It is known that the dwarves only drink booze with at least 80% alcohol. Common knowledge!

[Ninteen45]

NOTHING will give us more respect from the dwarves than showing up with a drunk, passed out titan larger than the rest of our caravan combined in a cage.

I say we do this. worst best case, the elves are fed to him by the dwarves.

[Dariush]

I vote that herbs are to be burned and the smoke is to put under titan's nose so that it inhales it and passes out. If it fails, give some more booze and then send some spear/swordelves behind his back to slash his head off 

[SHAD0Wdump]

slash his head off 

We want him alive.

[Robocorn]

I say we fill it with more booze. It`s a nice fellow!

And then.. Then we provoke him and hope that he uses his fire breath. Remember: He is now filled with booze.

HRR HRR!

He's filled with wine
have you ever tried to light wine on fire? It just doesn't happen.

I assumed that this was some kind of weird wine/pure alcohol mixture for the elves were going to sell it to the dwarves. It is known that the dwarves only drink booze with at least 80% alcohol. Common knowledge!

Beer has between 1% and 10% alcohol wine is usually between 10% and 16% but can get to around 20% if fortified. anything higher (like rum or gin) is usually referred to as a spirit but the fermentation process has trouble achieving levels of acohol over 60% and because we're in the middle ages, the fact that dwarves drink dwarven beer and dwarven ale admits that they aren't as heavy drinkers as once thought. I'm guessing the most alcoholic beverage is sunshine because it is presumably like moonshine which has between 80 and 120 proof,(which is likely why it is the most valuable.
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I think booze might be RESISTABLE:BY_SIZE I'm going to hold fast to the idea of dressing up as goblins and getting him to be the (largely useless) law giver.

[Julien Brightside]

Say, can we roll the herbs into a carpet and pass it off as a "soothing and relaxing" thing that goes well together with beer?  The titan can lit it on fire, or we can help him.

[Flaede]

let's give him more booze in tribute, perhaps he'll forget the dwarves and start working on "slaves to armok III: elven caravan"

Slaves to Armok III: Sylvan Trail.

Seriously though. I have a plan: point out that the frogmen haven't brought any booze yet. They should totally contribute the the kegger we've got going on.

[Ninteen45]

NO!

We want the Titan, obtain the Titan!