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[dragnar]

Keep the booze coming! We must capture the titan!

[Diablous]

Keep the booze coming! We must capture the titan!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Every time you convey characters in a state of FUBAR, it brings a smile to my face.

[Robocorn]

The Titan's name is in goblin so we must smear green glop on our faces and pretend to be goblins. Obviously goblins taste terrible.

[SHAD0Wdump]

The Titan's name is in goblin so we must smear green glop on our faces and pretend to be goblins. Obviously goblins taste terrible.

This idea is friggin' brilliant.

[Lordinquisitor]

I say we fill it with more booze. It`s a nice fellow!

And then.. Then we provoke him and hope that he uses his fire breath. Remember: He is now filled with booze.

HRR HRR!

[Creamcorn]

It's pretty obvious, just tell him there's more booze at the end of the swamp. Also Amala is going to PISSED when she wakes up.

If and when he does get to the end, with us in tow, tell him that the booze is invisible. He needs to drink more booze to see it. When he passes out, cage him.

[HailFire]

I can't believe that actually worked.

ED: Also, getting a titan that attacks your caravan in the marshes drunk off his ass should be a Power Goal.

[Armok]

This is briliant.

[Ochita]

Now! tip the arrows with some of the herbs to make it drop faster.

[Siquo]

Tell him we saw a really luscious female titan toad along our way, just over there (point at human lands direction). Who knows, he might be interested.

And do try to wake up Amala. You know, just in case.

[SHAD0Wdump]

So many awesome ideas!

[IronyOwl]

Maybe the herbs aren't working because they're not meant to be eaten? Try smoking up a storm near him, or maybe rolling him a battering ram sized joint.

Keep feeding him booze regardless. I want that titan.

[Robocorn]

I say we fill it with more booze. It`s a nice fellow!

And then.. Then we provoke him and hope that he uses his fire breath. Remember: He is now filled with booze.

HRR HRR!

He's filled with wine
have you ever tried to light wine on fire? It just doesn't happen.

I'll take this time to reiterate his ridiculous name is in goblin so he must love goblins or something. The amphibian men certainly didn't name him in goblin. So we must smear ourselves with green slime and rub red stuff on our hair to convince him we're goblins and that we're cool.

[Haspen]

*flips through goblin dictionary on the side*

Ngusnogsted Obngot... Toadlarge One...

OH MY GOD.