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[wolfchild]

i want to add to the action that an elth shouting THIIIIIIIIS is thrown into the titan, and we will do i every time someone starts going ThIIIIIIS

[Haspen]

i want to add to the action that an elth shouting THIIIIIIIIS is thrown into the titan, and we will do i every time someone starts going ThIIIIIIS

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Oops, damn! I misfired and killed that elf called wolfchild! I'm sooo sorry!

[abculatter_2]

I wonder how much of this thread is dedicated to people complaining about thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis...

[Armok]

Abaut thiiiis much.

[Creamcorn]

"Thiiiis" is stupid, I don't care if its sacrilegious. I would rather go with diplomacy than babble, unless of course there's some sort of twist and there will probably be a twist!

[Siquo]

Yell "We're sorry, we'll keep it down from now on!" and silently trundle onwards.   

[Flaede]

Why has no one mentioned Queenie's strange visions... (of us?)

[Creamcorn]

Why has no one mentioned Queenie's strange visions... (of us?)

It didn't involve the princess.

[QuakeIV]

I think the color adds greatly to it.

As for the forgotten beast, I say we try diplomacy- politely apologize for waking it up, and assure it that the frogmen will stop attacking us and making so much noise now.

Everyone then tiptoes away quietly and in abject terror, but without being barbecued and eaten. Or at least, the elves get barbecued and eaten less than the frogmen.

Ditto.

[darkflagrance]

Wait. How many elves died in that last debacle?

I want to know so that I can calculate exactly how many to feed to the titan to allow enough time for the rest to run away and find miserable deaths that do not involve being devoured by a cruel, ancient maw.

[Creamcorn]

Wait. How many elves died in that last debacle?

I want to know so that I can calculate exactly how many to feed to the titan to allow enough time for the rest to run away and find miserable deaths that do not involve being devoured by a cruel, ancient maw.

Update 15 lists seven elf deaths and forty six remaining elves.

[maxicaxi]

Why has no one mentioned Queenie's strange visions... (of us?)

It didn't involve the princess.

i believe that by the end of this the queen will send us an army. we will not come in peace, we will come in war!!!
plogziehieven (The sun has risen! Lets Make war!(a word from the fictional country borogravia))

[Creamcorn]

Why has no one mentioned Queenie's strange visions... (of us?)

It didn't involve the princess.

i believe that by the end of this the queen will send us an army. we will not come in peace, we will come in war!!!
plogziehieven (The sun has risen! Lets Make war!(a word from the fictional country borogravia))

I say screw fate and destiny!

[maxicaxi]

Why has no one mentioned Queenie's strange visions... (of us?)

It didn't involve the princess.

i believe that by the end of this the queen will send us an army. we will not come in peace, we will come in war!!!
plogziehieven (The sun has risen! Lets Make war!(a word from the fictional country borogravia))

I say screw fate and destiny!

we have not been elvish enough! what about eating the dead, making war, and ruling the world!

[HailFire]

we have not been elvish enough! what about eating the dead, making war, and ruling the world!

You're not thinking about this hard enough.

We're merchants. The first caravan is the one where we blaze the trail to the mountainhome and establish ties to the dwarves, working out supplies and demands for future trade.

The second caravan is the one where the road is made safe, and where we bring our most valuable/desired items in order to buy the dwarves out of their weapons.

The third caravan is the one where the dwarves meet Cero Glossportals.

After that, the fourth caravan will inevitably be filled with steel-clad berserker-cannibals.