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[Neruz]

Actually DF2010 Elves have been known to arrive with sentients, including Humans, in cages. So it seems that we can, in fact, tame Humans.

[maxicaxi]

Actually DF2010 Elves have been known to arrive with sentients, including Humans, in cages. So it seems that we can, in fact, tame Humans.

to the umies!!!

[Flaede]

Actually DF2010 Elves have been known to arrive with sentients, including Humans, in cages. So it seems that we can, in fact, tame Humans.

to the umies!!!

This. But can we please liberate any poor tree corpses we see along the way?

[Haspen]

Still, alligators are more manly than Humans.

To the swamps I say!

[Flaede]

Still, alligators are more manly than Humans.

Brain ASPLODE!

EDIT: GATORR was a MAN! Gator was a... Lizard Man. GAAATOOOOOORRR

EDIT: We are elves. And led by a female elf. (a rather badass one, at that!) What are we caring about supposed standards of manliness for?

[Haspen]

I believe dwarves will.

Dwarves after knowing we moved through Humies' land: "You went through those pink-skins!? Bwahaha *and so on*"

Dwarves after knowing we moved through swamps and took alligators to them: "Oh sh*t!"

[NUKE9.13]

I feel compelled to point out that caged humans are ten times more awesome than caged crocs; entertaining as a pit with bloodthirsty alligators is to drop things into, a pit with bloodthirsty humans in it would make the fortress that possesses it legendary; as such the dwarves would pay far more for caged humans than for caged alligators.

OF COURSE
WE COULD ALSO
FIND A CAVE
AND CAGE US SOME
ALLIGATORMEN

[Flaede]

Dwarves after knowing we moved through swamps and took alligators to them: "Oh sh*t!"

That is a very good point. Diplomacy in action. I'm not sold completely, but I'm now intrigued about possibilities.

[Acanthus117]

3!!!

WE MUST GET MORE MERCENARIES AND SLAUGHTER TOWNS FOR USING WOOD

[Flaede]

3!!!

WE MUST GET MORE MERCENARIES AND SLAUGHTER TOWNS FOR USING WOOD

Yes, we really should be caring more about the lack of a Tree Rights Movement in the human lands! Power to the Poplar!

[Haspen]

No! You human-lovers! SWAMPS I SAY!

*jumps on and smacks random 5 elves from the thread*

[Siquo]

Let the tradeselves slaughter the elephant into elephant meat and leather. We shall not let it go to waste.

The Ivory should impress them as well, dwarves like pretty materials.

[Acanthus117]

I don't think elves know how to do that, but if it'll work, I guess it'll do.

Also,

HUMENS WE NEED HUMENSSS

[Haspen]

Hmph.

When dwarves will get angry about bringing their allies in cages, don't blame me.

[Digital Hellhound]

Swamps we need swamps.