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[Caesar]

Nah. I'll go arouse her. She'll surely appreciate that.

I agree. as young as "you" are the sentry that found the elephant. It's sure to be a more... unique, way to die than just getting gored by an angry elephant.

What's a man without a unique death, now is it? Only the most stupid and easily prevented deaths count.

[maxicaxi]

Nah. I'll go arouse her. She'll surely appreciate that.

I agree. as young as "you" are the sentry that found the elephant. It's sure to be a more... unique, way to die than just getting gored by an angry elephant.

What's a man without a unique death, now is it? Only the most stupid and easily prevented deaths count.

do eet

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Arouse the elf chick! Tell her there is an elephant to kill, that should get things moving.

Specifically, the sentry screams and jabs the elephant in the eye with his torch, then runs away from camp. The other bowelves wait for him to charge in that direction, then give chase, peppering him with arrows. Spread out so he can't charge more than one at a time, but in a semicircle so you're not shooting your own elves.

The other bowelves gather up and fire on the elephant when they see it.

[Ultimuh]

Some more elves are gonna die.. I just know it..
But yes, torch the elephant's eye if nothing else to buy time.

[dragnar]

Elven death is inevitable. Our job is simply to make sure they die in amusing and convoluted ways.

[Rashilul]

Elven death is inevitable. Our job is simply to make sure they die in amusing and convoluted ways.

Like arousing Amala .

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Arouse Amala and alert her to the elephant.

[Karnewarrior]

How would you arouse Amala? Give her the freshly severed heads of her enemies?

[Samthere]

By taking off my shirt.

[Ultimuh]

This is a serious threat. (the eleophant I mean)
I suggest 1 elf to kill the silly arouser elf and tell Amala about the elephant.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

This is a serious threat. (the eleophant I mean)
I suggest 1 elf to kill the silly arouser elf and tell Amala about the elephant.

A named elephant rampaging through the camp?

I think there is no way we can get through this without arousing her.

[Armok]

I say the arousing is done by some elfee that dont know abaut the elephant, pherhaps just taking the spoiling from before to it's ultimate conclusionl

[Dorten]

I think... Can elephants see in the dark well? Maybe distinguishing the torch will help the sentry to live... Maybe distinguish it by putting in elephant's eye? Oh, that already was suggested. So, I say: Sentry should cry as loud as he can, putting a torch in the elephant's eye, and then run. Run FROM the camp, to distract the E. Honorable death!

[SHAD0Wdump]

I think... Can elephants see in the dark well? Maybe distinguishing the torch will help the sentry to live... Maybe distinguish it by putting in elephant's eye? Oh, that already was suggested. So, I say: Sentry should cry as loud as he can, putting a torch in the elephant's eye, and then run. Run FROM the camp, to distract the E. Honorable death!

I think we should kill it now, if we don't, it will come back to haunt us in the future.

[Dorten]

Methinks it will come back to haunt us, even if we kill it now. Cause, you know, something tells me, that we WILL be crossing some terrifying biome on our journey. And there will it be - bloodthirsty zombie elephant with two bloodthirsty skeletal elves hanging from it's tusks.

[Rashilul]

I think... Can elephants see in the dark well? Maybe distinguishing the torch will help the sentry to live... Maybe distinguish it by putting in elephant's eye? Oh, that already was suggested. So, I say: Sentry should cry as loud as he can, putting a torch in the elephant's eye, and then run. Run FROM the camp, to distract the E. Honorable death!

Hear ye, hear ye! I propose the addition of a top hat and monocle to the torch! Then, while it may not be the most distinguished idea, we can thrust it into the elephant's eye!