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[Jopax]

SO
MUCH
WIN!!!
Also run away

[Karnewarrior]

These pictures are like how cartoons are meant to be. Bold, striking colors, overblown expressions, and absolutely hilarious content. You should make a TV show, darkerdark. I'd watch it.

[NUKE9.13]

They shalt aim at the mad elephant from the darkness, while the bowelf that is close to the mad elephant tries to soothe it by talking in the tongue of elephants.

If the situation proves dire, pierce it with arrows.
If our elf manages to soothe the elephant, hurray!

Also have him help remove the corpses from the tusks, maybe it'll be grateful.

Edit: This is awesome.

Fool!
The beast has tasted blood. No manner of soothing words shall calm its incadenscent rage.
Confronted elf: Thrust torch in left eye to establish partial blindness. If (somehow) he survives, run, as fast as he can, away from the camp.
1 bowelf: Awaken everyone and establish a defensive position
Other bowelves: Draw the elephants away from the camp, shooting arrows when possible.

(Look at that middle elf in the second panel. Look at him. I feel for that poor elf, I truly do. He did not want to come on this trip. He just got swept away in the excitement. Now people are acting like morons all around him, they are being tailed by elephants, and on top of that, there's this river. He just doesn't know what to think anymore. Is life even worth living? Of course it is, but these morons could convince you otherwise.)

[Caesar]

Of course not.
We're elves, not dwarfs. It's only one elephant, and elves are an expendable resource. Losing the sentry in favor of not having to fight the entire herd is an acceptable sacrifice.

[NUKE9.13]

Of course not.
We're elves, not dwarfs. It's only one elephant, and elves are an expendable resource. Losing the sentry in favor of not having to fight the entire herd is an acceptable sacrifice.

We will have to fight the entire herd, regardless of our actions. Trying to sooth them would be a waste of the sentry's life.

[Bandages]

I say we turn the elephant into a pincushion.

[Caesar]

Only one elephant has tasted elven blood.

Where's the rest of the herd, anyways?

[Samthere]

This keeps getting better

No deaths by flower-sprinkling! Yay!

I suggest we uncage our tame elephant; it will be willing to protect us. If it does well, it'll be favoured by the dwarves. If not, and we survive, we can try to tame some of the non-murderous herd. Meanwhile, we should light some assorted herbs and waft them towards the killer elephant to confuse its senses.

Did we bring any wooden shields?

[Julien Brightside]

Face it guys, elephants are evil, and it will be better to kill them than to capture them. The lives of the elves of Amanereli is at stake. Sound the alarm, ready the spears and aim your bows at the beast.

[Luke_Prowler]

I speak for everyone that would be in that situation and the God-Emperor when I say: KILLITKILLKITKILLITKILLITKILLIT! Wake everyone up and get across that river NOW!

[Caesar]

I still think that that is what DarkerDark wants us to do.
We should try to tame it, as it is illogical, and as such, highly successful! (Or it will confuse the elephant, making it stand still and wonder what the fuck we're doing. In this time, we can shoot it.)

[Ottofar]

I still think that that is what DarkerDark wants us to do.
We should try to tame it, as it is illogical, and as such, highly successful! (Or it will confuse the elephant, making it stand still and wonder what the fuck we're doing. In this time, we can shoot it.)

What if he has picturfes drawn ready?

[Caesar]

I don't think that's the case. Up until this point, we've been give quite a lot of time.
I assume that we can safely assume that he only draws them when he can assume that no more suggestions will be done.
Assuming that the discussion on what to do had become rather.. repetitive.

[Sensei]

How about, run like hell AND shoot arrows? There's a saying for that...

[Kelbin]

There are three sayings for that.

If you are a human on a horse and with a bow you better use that to your advantage to kill and move at the same time.

If you are a elf you are in a cowardly caravan running from legandary elephants while shooting.

If you are a dwarf you are shooting your automatic repeater crossbow while running into the enemy ready to bash it in their heads.