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[Ultimuh]

And flowers, and we dance and sing!

AAARGH!

[cganya]

I do think it is harmless to spread tree seeds (and most trees do have seeds in one form or another, dead logs do not magically create another tree over time) as we go. singing and dancing and tossing flower petals? that's just retarded. tossing tree seeds is quiet, singing and dancing is loud and distracting, hungry predators love loud and distracting small creatures.

[Siquo]

and we also spread tree seeds

trees don't leave seeds, they just leave logs.

Sing, dance and throw logs around. Awesome.

[Samthere]

hungry predators love loud and distracting small creatures.

What natural predators do elves have? Animals won't attack us. The worst that we could come across is a dragon or some such, in which case it'd probably notice us anyway and we'd be screwed.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

hungry predators love loud and distracting small creatures.

What natural predators do elves have? Animals won't attack us. The worst that we could come across is a dragon or some such, in which case it'd probably notice us anyway and we'd be screwed.

Lava.

[Samthere]

hungry predators love loud and distracting small creatures.

What natural predators do elves have? Animals won't attack us. The worst that we could come across is a dragon or some such, in which case it'd probably notice us anyway and we'd be screwed.

Lava.

Alright, I'll give you that. If anybody spots any wild lava, we'll be quiet and sneaky while it's around.

Edit: for those wondering, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XfT8E8dJNM is the kind of procession I had in mind, but with a caravan and guards and a stoned elephant.

Also, if we can get a few more elephants, we can do this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBPuO4FyYLM

[Julien Brightside]

Combining DF elephants with Disney elephants gives me a very wierd mental image.
Like, intelligent evil elephants that sing as they march in line, making a carnage everywhere.

[Ultimuh]

Oh we are all so dead..

[Mikko]

Let's bribe the elephants following us! We should send an amusement squad singing, dancing and throwing elephant food all around!

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And some rangers sneaking around analyzing the threat and ready to ambush if the amusement squad is attacked.

[maxicaxi]

Let's bribe the elephants following us! We should send an amusement squad singing, dancing and throwing elephant food all around!

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And some rangers sneaking around analyzing the threat and ready to ambush if the amusement squad is attacked.

   thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

[Karnewarrior]

 

We really need an update, Darkerdark...

[HailFire]

Cover the captive elephant's cage with the blankets. If the herd gets close enough to see the caravan in detail, they might take exception to it.

[cganya]

We really need an update, Darkerdark...

darkerdark posted earlier that his/her life had recently gotten really busy and that this had to go on the back burner temporarily. lets not rush him/her

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Thank you for not using a non-"they" genderless pronoun. They haven't come up with a good one yet.

[Samthere]

Thank you for not using a non-"they" genderless pronoun. They haven't come up with a good one yet.

They did, historically - 'ou' was accepted as such. It just got forgotten and went out of usage.