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[Haspen]

The paint mastery and hilarity of this game breaks records with every update.

Look my elven brothers! Sneaking elephant!

[Armok]

I laughted so much my face hurts!!!!! Darkerdark you're feekin made of win!!!!

THIS!!!

IS!!!

AMANERELI!!!

Then do

THIS

Do sort of THIIIIIIIKS! Exept more awesome! Spesifically:

Amala: Jump high into the air, spinning in unwordly grace like a combat ballerina from the matrix, while in the air do a dubble arrow shot that hits both it's eyes, then land on it's head while loading the bow with 5 arrows simultaneusly, and draw the boow back so much that when you release it the arrows blows the brains of the elephant out like a oversized shotgun and the rebounding vibrations tear the bow into pices! This is so awesoem it arouses the elephants.

Random drunk elf going for a dump: Discover the sneaking elephant and scream inchoherently.

[Julien Brightside]

That is one hell of an evil elephant.

Exactly how is the sneaking elephant going to save his friend? Do elephants pick locks with their trunks?

[Haspen]

That is one hell of an evil elephant.

Exactly how is the sneaking elephant going to save his friend? Do elephants pick locks with their trunks?

WHY U GIVING DARKERDARK MOAR IDEAS?

Sorry for caps

[Flaede]

Someone should just distract the sneaky elephant - WITHOUT attacking it. Without ANYONE attacking it. It isn't a murderous fiend like Tusks McSlaughterton over there. Diplomacy can work.

[Karnewarrior]

Amala: Jump high into the air, spinning in unwordly grace like a combat ballerina from the matrix, while in the air do a dubble arrow shot that hits both it's eyes, then land on it's head while loading the bow with 5 arrows simultaneusly, and draw the boow back so much that when you release it the arrows blows the brains of the elephant out like a oversized shotgun and the rebounding vibrations tear the bow into pices! This is so awesoem it arouses the elephants.

Random drunk elf going for a dump: Discover the sneaking elephant and scream inchoherently.
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THIS

[Caesar]

Soothing the elephant actually seemed to work up until the point that it got a torch into its eye. Stupid!

[Samthere]

Soothing the elephant worked long enough to give the sentry a CHANCE. You can only confuse a murderderm for so long.


In the meantime, send some gentler folk to the sneaky elephant to convince it to join us? A few "soft whispers in the animal tongue" ought to do it, and some smokeleaf can't hurt.

[Neruz]

Why do i get the sneaking suspicion that this is about to snowball horrifically and result in dead Elves everywhere.

[Caesar]

In the meantime, send some gentler folk to the sneaky elephant to convince it to join us? A few "soft whispers in the animal tongue" ought to do it, and some smokeleaf can't hurt.

I agree to that part. Do it.

[Mikko]

Amala: Jump high into the air, spinning in unwordly grace like a combat ballerina from the matrix, while in the air do a dubble arrow shot that hits both it's eyes, then land on it's head while loading the bow with 5 arrows simultaneusly, and draw the boow back so much that when you release it the arrows blows the brains of the elephant out like a oversized shotgun and the rebounding vibrations tear the bow into pices! This is so awesoem it arouses the elephants.

Random drunk elf going for a dump: Discover the sneaking elephant and scream inchoherently.

Soothing the elephant worked long enough to give the sentry a CHANCE. You can only confuse a murderderm for so long.


In the meantime, send some gentler folk to the sneaky elephant to convince it to join us? A few "soft whispers in the animal tongue" ought to do it, and some smokeleaf can't hurt.

ALL OF THEEEEEEESE

[mainiac]

Clearly, the only hope from now on is to respond to all elephant sightings with overwhelming herbal warfare.  The elves need to have herbs ready to go at all times and need a designated smoker always ready to provide the light.

[Armok]

Amala: Jump high into the air, spinning in unwordly grace like a combat ballerina from the matrix, while in the air do a dubble arrow shot that hits both it's eyes, then land on it's head while loading the bow with 5 arrows simultaneusly, and draw the boow back so much that when you release it the arrows blows the brains of the elephant out like a oversized shotgun and the rebounding vibrations tear the bow into pices! This is so awesoem it arouses the elephants.

Random drunk elf going for a dump: Discover the sneaking elephant and scream inchoherently.

Soothing the elephant worked long enough to give the sentry a CHANCE. You can only confuse a murderderm for so long.


In the meantime, send some gentler folk to the sneaky elephant to convince it to join us? A few "soft whispers in the animal tongue" ought to do it, and some smokeleaf can't hurt.

ALL OF THEEEEEEESE

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!

[maxicaxi]

Amala: Jump high into the air, spinning in unwordly grace like a combat ballerina from the matrix, while in the air do a dubble arrow shot that hits both it's eyes, then land on it's head while loading the bow with 5 arrows simultaneusly, and draw the boow back so much that when you release it the arrows blows the brains of the elephant out like a oversized shotgun and the rebounding vibrations tear the bow into pices! This is so awesoem it arouses the elephants.

Random drunk elf going for a dump: Discover the sneaking elephant and scream inchoherently.

Soothing the elephant worked long enough to give the sentry a CHANCE. You can only confuse a murderderm for so long.


In the meantime, send some gentler folk to the sneaky elephant to convince it to join us? A few "soft whispers in the animal tongue" ought to do it, and some smokeleaf can't hurt.

ALL OF THEEEEEEESE

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!

THiiiiiiiiiiiiiS

[Acanthus117]

Goddamnit, I just know this'll become a local meme.