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[GreatWyrmGold]

Or if it's a different world.

[monk12]

Or it's THE FUTURE! Because I think we all know how this caravan is going to end up

[rabidgam3r]

We trade for a Mr.Fusion and some uranium and go Back to the Future?

[Phantom of The Library]

Obviously it's all of the above at once. 

Somewhere in the middle of their journey the elves had a run in with Omsgu, leader of the goblin tribes and being mightily insulted by the fiendish cries of "thiiiis" decided that all of the elves should be wiped out. In order to find out he location of the elves he sent a horde to track them. The elves upon reaching their destination, discovered the horde following them and assisted in the repelling of the siege set on by the goblins (who had mistaken the dwarven fortress for the elven homeland.)  However in the process, some of the goblins fell into an experimental infinite power source and were sent to another dimension.

Many years later they became the rulers of all goblin tribes within the region and led forth a siege upon that dimensions fortress using oppressed elven and human slaves. The siege was successful and then, having gained access to the alternate dimensions time-space traveling machine, sent an entire army of goblins and various slaves into their original dimensions past to siege the fortress before the elves even set out on their journey.

Which is where our tale "begins"...

[NoahTophatz]

That is do crazy it must be true

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

The elves upon reaching their destination, discovered the horde following them and assisted in the repelling of the siege set on by the goblins.

By "assisted in repelling the siege," I assume you meant: hid inside the walls until they all went insane and abandoned their entire caravan to the dwarves.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

Clearly it should be a combined arms force- Humans for their ability to organize and strategize, Elves for their war beasts and Sunshine, and Goblins for their ruthlessness and great numbers. The Humans are there for the plunder and to strengthen their economic stranglehold on the world, the Elves are their to avenge the rape of nature that has occurred, and the Goblins are there for shits and giggles (but secretly because their Demon General wants to loose HFS,) and the Humans and Elves tolerate the Goblins because they'd rather let them do the dying.

Do want.

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Thiiiiis

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Humph, at least do a 'rocks fall everyone dies' before you eventually decide to abandon the thread mr. Darkerdark. Just read the thing in 3 days, the last half is 80% gobbledegook, (btw inb4rocksfalleveryonedies).


ps,

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how does one name a hyperlink? Would have attached http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocksFallEveryoneDies to that phrase up thur.

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Ah ok I tried it the other way around, tyvm.

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[Eotyrannus]

These are the sort of elves I could imagine, instead of using blessed wood, would get timber by doing wacky hijinks that ends with a vampiric kobald, a herd of skeletal carp, a few frogs and the facepalm of Armok.

Also, ARISE, THREAD, ARISE!

[Furtuka]

...*sigh*

[GreatWyrmGold]

*puts a curse on Eotyrannus*

If I did that right, an actual necromancer should be showing up at Eotyrannus's house shortly, but it's my first time...who's that at my door?

[Dariush]

I think it's time to ask either DD or Toady to lock this thread. Everybody in favor?

[racnor]

No.
As lord Vetinari said, everyone must have hope. That's why he makes sure death row cells in his city always contain a block with loose mortar and a hidden spoon .(there's another, very solid block behind it, but the hope is what's important.)