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[NW_Kohaku]

It's wonderful to see this continued again...

And wow, Valo... Infallibly rational, cold-blooded, and capable of criticizing everyone to their faces even as he respects them behind their backs... I like that guy's style.

But, seriously, WTF is with Amala STILL being tied to the mast?  Even the list of twelve ideas doesn't list any attempts to put her in a less fetishistic jollies position and a more she-won't-kill-us-all-in-blind-rage-when-she-wakes-up position.  Plus, it's been raining, and she probably will be getting cold being wet, tied up facing the wind, and not having a blanket or anything.  It's going to hurt her health if she doesn't get some at least basic nursing.  (Preferably not in the "arousing" variety - the sexual suggestiveness that's gone into this bondage fetish has been quite enough already.) She's been basically single-handedly carrying this expedition, and this is the repayment she gets?  We're going to need her hale and hearty to haul our asses out of the next unbelievably stupid mess we put ourselves in.

Dwarf-stack the trading stuff and let's get going (don't worry, when we construct the cage, it will become virtually invulnerable, and the flimsy wooden bars of the cage are not merely capable of holding a Titan, but also supporting an entire mountain of weight). 

Talking to fish would probably be a decent idea, so long as we offer them some food or something (I don't think throwing a couple barrels worth of food items to potential allies as payment is going to be a significant loss in the end so long as it helps us advance).  The reason the elephants were such a huge problem is because we had obvious nefarious intent when we approached them the first time. 

The bad stuff that keeps happening is all karmic retribution for the incredibly greedy, stupid, short-sighted decisions and jokes this thread has put forward with us trying to overly game the system. (Like sending out a squad of children to become legendary biters.)

[Phantom of The Library]

Yay for Necro!

[ottottott]

Excellent. Both the idea and the necroing. =D

[NW_Kohaku]

To further that, now that I think about it, carp are scavengers, and would be generally happy with just about any sort of edible substance, so tossing them some berries or whatever food items we have should be good currency.

To prevent disaster, it might be worthwhile to try putting the titan on the raft, testing if it will sink, putting the first elephant on the raft, testing if it will sink, etc. 

I mean, hopefully, Darkerdark is going to let this idea of just throwing everything on the raft fly, because we're obviously not really going to come up with much better ones that don't involve multiple trips to be safe, and that would just be a boring "dog, chicken, and feed" type of problem. 

Finally, if I have any say at all in this, I'm untying Amala, and making sure she stays warm by bundling her up in some of the rope reed cloth as blankets.  To avert disaster, so she doesn't fall overboard, keeping a grip on the blankets wrapped around her in a way that she can't easily fall out (like if the blankets are folded over like a "C" with her in the middle, holding the right end), and in a totally non-sexual/arousing way.

Remember kids, taking advantage of the hot amazon when she's unconscious is totally uncool.  (As, of course, opposed to trying to contain your excitement when she somehow kills and elephant with a wooden weapon.)

[Aklyon]

Remember kids, taking advantage of the hot amazon when she's unconscious is totally uncool.

Especially if she wakes up and kills the elf whose doing so in the middle of it. We've already had one arousing accident.

[ottottott]

...and that would just be a boring "dog, chicken, and feed" type of problem.

Boring? I absolutely love solving those kinds of problems. Or other problems that require logical thinking. The more the better. =D
Actually, I just want DarkerDark to start updating this again. He can't possibly busy all the time.

[Araph]

!!NECRO!!

So... It's been nearly two weeks since the last post... This thread was on page seven...

THIS WILL NOT DO.

[ashton1993]

Absolutely not!

I was looking for this thread the other day but couldn't find it 

[monk12]

Absolutely not!

I was looking for this thread the other day but couldn't find it 

You can find a handy dandy link in the Hall of Legends, conveniently stickied in the Community Games & Stories subforum.

[Robocorn]

!!NECRO!!

So... It's been nearly two weeks since the last post... This thread was on page seven...

THIS WILL NOT DO.

"How wonderful! After two weeks of not being spammed we've finally been spammed again!"
Nine Birdflowers was then beaten to death with blunt wooden swords for being so stupid

[monk12]

The hell kind of name is Nine?

Or is that a subtle pun, in that it is pronounced "ninneh"

[Tiruin]

We didn't lose another Elf, did we? 

[TolyK]

We didn't lose another Elf, did we? 

((that's "fanart" or rather "crossfiction" I think... ))

[Robocorn]

We didn't lose another Elf, did we? 

Does this mean the things I draw are canon as long as I use DarkerDark's palette?
I've gotta get working on some Amala mud wrestling pics ;P

The hell kind of name is Nine?

Nine is the elf word for wing. In my experience, approximately 30% of elves are named Nine.

[ashton1993]

Amala mud wrestling pics ;P

This sounds terrible - do it