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[dragnar]

And you're surprised by this? A giant toad titan appears to tell us to stop singing just after Toady posts to stop the 'thiiiiis' spam? We know it's Toady One... That's why we must capture it.

[Austinthecat]

I say we keep giving him more booze.

[Haspen]

And you're surprised by this? A giant toad titan appears to tell us to stop singing just after Toady posts to stop the 'thiiiiis' spam? We know it's Toady One... That's why we must capture it.

But but but... if we will sell him to dwarves, who will...

*thinks a little. Toady to dwarves = ?*

WE'RE MAKING HISTORY. Booze him and capture him!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Let us all smoke herbs. Give the frogmen some to smoke as well.

And roll the titan a gigantic joint too. If he likes it, tell him we'll send him (a dozen barrels) more with the next caravan.

[IronyOwl]

...don't say it out loud. You know these people, they can't be trusted.

Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it...

...

...

...he might get high if he ate a wasted elf. Or frog, but we don't know how those taste.

[Julien Brightside]

I say we vamoose out of the swamp. I doubt the frogmen will fight us now.

But honestly, a drunk titan, thats hilarious.

[QuakeIV]

The titan must be captured at all costs.

[abculatter_2]

If the caravan doesn't completely die here I can't wait for whatever hilarious fate awaits it.

[Siquo]

We know it's Toady One...

"So Mr Toad Titan, have you ever thought about making games? With dwarves and magma?"


Recursion!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

let's give him more booze in tribute, perhaps he'll forget the dwarves and start working on "slaves to armok III: elven caravan"

[dragnar]

The titan must be captured at all costs.

[Luke_Prowler]

Don't get the Titan high! You know what happens when people get high? They get the munchies!

[Bandages]

Don't get the Titan high! You know what happens when people get high? They get the munchies!

Not to mention the constant foreshadowing of "OH MAN YOU GUYS TASTE GREAT"

[IronyOwl]

Don't get the Titan high! You know what happens when people get high? They get the munchies!

True, but he'd also be smashed from the wine. The point of the herbs is really to finish knocking him out, not because we want a high titan (well maybe some of that).

Besides, whatever the danger, NOTHING will give us more respect from the dwarves than showing up with a drunk, passed out titan larger than the rest of our caravan combined in a cage.

[maxicaxi]

let's give him more booze in tribute, perhaps he'll forget the dwarves and start working on "slaves to armok III: elven caravan"