Last I recall, I marked myself as a Lawful Neutral, but as time passed I think I have changed a tad.
I'll edit my post after I take the test. Aaaaand done.
Hypothesis/Previous Result: Lawful Neutral
Current Result: Chaotic Neutral (That's one hell of a 'tad')
Chaotic Neutral
A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.
--excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6
EDIT:
-Regarding king and country... my loyalties may be slipping a tad these recent days. Simply, I don't give a crap.
-Also regarding how I've been feeling about my job lately, I had to do some renegotiating in order to suit me better. Fortunately, they didn't mind.
I'm not as much a goody-two-shoes as I used to be (almost sickeningly lawful good back in my childhood). Nowadays, I think I'd make a good pirate provided the means to do/be so.
BTW, anybody keeping count of how many of each alignment?
EDIT EDIT:
I love the characters listed under my alignment. If anything, I'm best compared to Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes. Just as funny, I made a Jayne Cobb quote reference in another thread in response to what it was about. I like this alignment, it's most entertaining. I love being a screwball. I think all the animals around my house also qualify as this alignment as well. Hell, a snake was near my car before I left for work today and didn't care that I was a foot away from it before I noticed it.
Personally, I kinda wish I was more like this in my earlier years. Maybe then I could've gotten more of the stuff I wanted back then. But if God has other plans for me, so be it; just as long as it doesn't take too much away from my happiness. I've been enough a beast of burden of nonstop crap for long enough. I do have limits after all.