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[Lord Dakoth]

Neutral good. Pretty much what I expected.

Huh, no evil yet. Interesting.

WHERE IS WORKERDRONE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

[Itnetlolor]

Last I recall, I marked myself as a Lawful Neutral, but as time passed I think I have changed a tad.

I'll edit my post after I take the test. Aaaaand done.

Hypothesis/Previous Result: Lawful Neutral
Current Result: Chaotic Neutral (That's one hell of a 'tad')

Spoiler: Description (click to show/hide)

Chaotic Neutral

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.

--excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

EDIT:
-Regarding king and country... my loyalties may be slipping a tad these recent days. Simply, I don't give a crap.
-Also regarding how I've been feeling about my job lately, I had to do some renegotiating in order to suit me better. Fortunately, they didn't mind.

I'm not as much a goody-two-shoes as I used to be (almost sickeningly lawful good back in my childhood). Nowadays, I think I'd make a good pirate provided the means to do/be so.

BTW, anybody keeping count of how many of each alignment?

EDIT EDIT:
I love the characters listed under my alignment. If anything, I'm best compared to Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes. Just as funny, I made a Jayne Cobb quote reference in another thread in response to what it was about. I like this alignment, it's most entertaining. I love being a screwball. I think all the animals around my house also qualify as this alignment as well. Hell, a snake was near my car before I left for work today and didn't care that I was a foot away from it before I noticed it.

Personally, I kinda wish I was more like this in my earlier years. Maybe then I could've gotten more of the stuff I wanted back then. But if God has other plans for me, so be it; just as long as it doesn't take too much away from my happiness. I've been enough a beast of burden of nonstop crap for long enough. I do have limits after all.

[ein]

WHERE IS WORKERDRONE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

I always figured he was just chaotic neutral.

[Tarran]

Hmm, what about Squeegy?

[Urist Imiknorris]

I am Chaotic Good. Interesting.

[Pwnzerfaust]

Being Lawful Neutral was actually a surprise for me. Here I was thinking I was good...

[Vector]

Lawful neutral.  I was worried I was going to end up evil, to be honest.

[Itnetlolor]

Lawful neutral.  I was worried I was going to end up evil, to be honest.

I think I have bordered that a few times mostly out of frustration (Neutral Evil. Cause: being too damn nice for too damn long, and getting sick of it (oft the bane of trying to get a date)). Having been close to turning over to the dark side a few times, I re-imagined Hell to end up being more like a production studio with all the nightmarish fire and brimstone and etc. being visible from windows, but indoors indoors is flourescant, air conditioned, and casual, smelling more like coffee if anything. Even the gruffest, most twisted, and outright horrifying looking of demons are actually refined and rather normal people "just doing their job". Who'd ever think being a tormentor would be a voluntary position?

Me: "Rough past? Resident school punching bag?"
&: :sips coffee: "Yep."
Me: "Circle of life man, circle of life."

EDIT:
For some apparent reason the Devil from "Lucy: Daughter of the Devil" comes to mind.

[Calhoun]

Chaotic Neutral. Always,

[Vector]

Yeah... I think I end up more in the Chaotic Introverted category after a certain point, which can be either neutral or evil depending on how much I feel the need to get away.  It's mostly frustration for me, too.

People are really quite complicated, it seems.

[piecewise]

Yeah... I think I end up more in the Chaotic Introverted category after a certain point, which can be either neutral or evil depending on how much I feel the need to get away.  It's mostly frustration for me, too.

People are really quite complicated, it seems.

People are only complicated in their simplicity

[Vester]

Neutral good. Pretty much what I expected.

Huh, no evil yet. Interesting.

WHERE IS WORKERDRONE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

WorkerDrone is Chaotic Angry.

[Rashilul]

Chaotic neutral. Very chaotic neutral.

I put the chaotic in neutral.

[Aqizzar]

This same test was linked to for a thread about a year ago, but it's buried in Various Nonsense.  I remember me and umiman were the only ones to get "Chaotic Evil", or least were willing to advertise the fact.

Spoiler: Guess what happened this time? (click to show/hide)

Chaotic Evil

A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can only be made to work together by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. The demented sorcerer pursuing mad schemes of vengeance and havoc is chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is sometimes called "demonic" because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but of the order on which beauty and life depend.

I'll admit I was answering the questions a little more snidely than I know I would act in real situations (having been in almost all of them before), but it's what's in the heart that counts, right?  If I had to explain it, I'd say I'm more opportunistic than purely generous, and while I find myself defending the establishment out of necessity from time to time, ultimately I trust no authority or judgment but my own.

[Vester]

...

I'll admit I expected Evil (at least by the test's standards), but not Chaotic.