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[elizar]

I think you got to revise the intro. The Queen is now a King.

And Fita worthships a god of wealth. Great, while she makes crafts of gold nuggets.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Let's kill off kadzar and see how long it takes for the rest to start tantrumming.

I'm joking.

[Faden]

I think you got to revise the intro. The Queen is now a King.

Hm, but I added a line in there to indicate that she is already married (to the ruler) and wishes to be rid of him...

[Dermonster]

I keep getting e-mailed about this and i think its an update but NO ITS MORE DISCUSSION AAAAAARG.

I am also surprised that nobody asked about the gif.

[Faden]

I was a bit weirded out by the gif. 

[timferius]

Best not to ask questions. It reminds me of MSPA.

[Faden]

The following is an excerpt from Ziril Kuletatol's life, 1st of Granite, 1501.

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It's been a long, grueling journey, I don't think we would have made it if Kadzar hadn't kept everyone's spirits up. But we're here at last. In the distance, I see harpies, circling. Not the most portentous sign, to be sure, but if they're the worst we have to deal with, we just might live.

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We had to leave the wagon behind as we navigated the steep cliffs.

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I found a good spot for the entrance, near water. I'm ordering the masons to build a roof over it, so that any fishermen we acquire will be protected.
Further down is a picturesque forest, feathertrees fluttering their wings. It seems... serene, a sharp contrast to the terrifying peaks of the mountain.
Strike the earth.

[timferius]

Harpies are good, harpies mean wildlife!

[Dermonster]

ChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChopChop

[Faden]

The following is an excerpt from Ziril Kuletatol's life, 7th of Granite, 1501.

I struck silver today, and for some reason it made me feel slightly nostalgic.
As I examined the glimmering veins, someone called out my name. "Come see!" they said.



Unicorns! They frolicked at the waterside for a while.

Derm began to chop down trees with such enthusiasm, that I was afraid he would scare away the unicorns!

When it was clear they weren't leaving, I ordered everyone back to work, myself included.

[Kadzar]

We must capture the unicorns and tame them, so we can drink their milk!

[Faden]

The following is an excerpt from Ziril Kuletatol's life, 7th of Granite, 1501.

I've started work on the crafter/jeweler corridor. I figure that it'll save time to have the finished goods near the gem setters, and save even more time to lump them both next to the trade depot.

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In the meantime, Derm has promoted himself as military commander, stating that it is his duty to destroy "Those demonic appendages of the soil! CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP" I assume he meant trees?

[Dermonster]

TREES ( and any goblins, cavern dwellers, elves if we go to war, and hell beasts) ARE FOR ME TO KILL! I SHALL BE AT THE FRONT LINE TO THIS MENACE!

also, build a barracks and have me train up axe dwarfing skill in my spare time. The military leader needs some military training!

[TALLPANZER]

Black-hat puts in a work order for a pasture. Fence in the Unicorns if you can. We shall have their cheese.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Urist the Red, Inventor has mandated the construction of certain goods.


Cage Unicorns (10/10)