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Author Topic: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber  (Read 10458 times)

Urist McOverlord

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Cham
« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2010, 09:10:53 pm »
I propose we get the rat, then take it with us. Get these "supplies," and ENGAGE MAYHEM!

Of course, magic doesn't exist, so absolutely nothing bad or bizzare could possibly happen.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2010, 09:28:52 pm »
Point out that you don't need any school supplies because your aunt and uncle wont let you keep them.  Resume emo singing.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2010, 10:39:22 pm »
>Attempt a tumble check to jump over the nearest fence before grappling the neighbor's flower garden.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2010, 11:38:09 pm »
Grab supplies from closet/bedroom and go with the giant on a magical quest. Eat half and half bacon before you go.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2010, 01:16:53 am »
>Stop being emo.
>Take bacon.
>Retrieve arms from room.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2011, 09:14:44 pm »
Reviving! Because Henry Florist cannot ever die ever!
Quote from: Diablous on April 26, 2010, 04:00:15 pm
>Grab rat.
>Eat rat alive.
That would be completely disgusting and gross and...

The rat tastes sort of demonic. Actually, it tastes like Satan. You continue to nom on your rat as you go about your business.

Quote from: mainiac on April 26, 2010, 09:28:52 pm
Point out that you don't need any school supplies because your aunt and uncle wont let you keep them.  Resume emo singing.
The giant looks very angry at this revelation. What an odd man.

Quote from: webadict on April 26, 2010, 11:38:09 pm
Grab supplies from closet/bedroom and go with the giant on a magical quest. Eat half and half bacon before you go.
You nab a couple granola bars, a extra pair of underwear, complete with spider, a backpack, and a copy of Gulliver's Travels.

But there's no way in hell you're eating that bacon.
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2011, 09:24:03 pm »
Get ye flask.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2011, 08:54:31 am »
Quote from: Krath on May 13, 2011, 09:24:03 pm
Get ye flask.
Of course you have your flask! Why wouldn't you? An adventure without a flask is like a movie made of still images, in that IT IS HARDLY A MOVIE AT ALL!

The flask is filled with delicious Coca~colatm, yum.
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2011, 11:00:32 am »
Steal your uncle's gun.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2011, 08:40:38 pm »
Quote from: Dr. D on May 14, 2011, 11:00:32 am
Steal your uncle's gun.
You got the UBER-KILLER MACHINE GUN!

Or not, since your uncle doesn't belive in guns. Or magic. Or science. He really doesn't belive in anything. He doesn't even dream.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2011, 08:51:04 pm »
Go steal some books on morality.


Also, on you know, science and junk. In case this whole magic shit is fo' reals, yo.

In continuation of above, practice saying "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!" in anticipation of rocking Magical idiots worlds.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2011, 08:03:13 am »
Become a florist, and make pretty flower arrangements.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2011, 03:31:13 pm »
Take all your cousins prized possessions with you
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2011, 05:07:42 pm »
Quote from: The Doctor on May 15, 2011, 08:51:04 pm
Go steal some books on morality.


Also, on you know, science and junk. In case this whole magic shit is fo' reals, yo.

In continuation of above, practice saying "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!" in anticipation of rocking Magical idiots worlds.
Unfortunately, you haven't the faintest where you would find any books on science, junk, or morality. Your aunt and uncle don't belive in reading.

Quote from: Dr. D on May 16, 2011, 08:03:13 am
Become a florist, and make pretty flower arrangements.
You'll mark that as your major at your new school!

Quote from: Furtuka on May 16, 2011, 03:31:13 pm
Take all your cousins prized possessions with you
You don't think the school staff would be too pleased with you smuggling in a load of matchbox cars and a little toilet that makes fart noises...
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2011, 05:35:03 pm »
take all your aunt and uncle's prized possessions that you think the school would allow you to have.
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