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Author Topic: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber  (Read 10468 times)

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2010, 02:07:55 am »
Forget emo poetry. Recite Vogon poetry until they emancipate you. Use caffeine pills if necessary.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2010, 03:08:00 am »
Quote from: Sensei on April 25, 2010, 02:07:55 am
Forget emo poetry. Recite Vogon poetry until they emancipate you. Use caffeine pills if necessary.

Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 24, 2010, 08:46:59 pm
Guys, I refuse to let you violently, subtley, or otherwise assassinate the Dursleys Failures.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2010, 09:32:32 am »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on April 25, 2010, 03:08:00 am
Quote from: Sensei on April 25, 2010, 02:07:55 am
Forget emo poetry. Recite Vogon poetry until they emancipate you. Use caffeine pills if necessary.

Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 24, 2010, 08:46:59 pm
Guys, I refuse to let you violently, subtley, or otherwise assassinate the Dursleys Failures.
Thank you, Blargityblarg.

Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 10:56:21 pm
Open said letters, and attempt to cut wrists again.

Oh, and read said mail.
You slit your wrists withthe mail. You notice one letter is addressed to you! Even more shocking, one letter is addressed to Cuddley, who can't read!

Quote from: mainiac on April 24, 2010, 10:57:54 pm
Make a paper airplane and crash it into the ground as a monument to life's futility.
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Open the front door and tackle hug the mailmans waist screaming "daddy dont leave me!"
The mailman has left.

Quote from: webadict on April 24, 2010, 11:28:45 pm
Tear open letters hungrily.
Your letter reads thusly:

HogLARPs School of Witchcraft and Satanic Magics Wizardry
___________________________
Headmaster:Albus Bumbledork
(Order of merlin, Uber Uber 1337 award;Supreme What the Funk of the Wizarding federation; Gibbering moron; Level 49 Tauren Shaman on WOW)

Dear Mr. Florist,
 We reget to inform you that you have been accepted in HogLARPs School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of school supplies, and a (hopfully) live toad.
 Term begins on September 1. We await your response.
Yours,
Minerva McAdministrator
Minerva McAdministrator
Deputy Headmistress

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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2010, 09:44:01 am »
Take the letter to your aunt and uncle and ask them what WoW is.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2010, 11:42:46 am »
Get toad, throw at Cuddley and see if he eats it
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2010, 11:48:57 am »
read the other letters
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2010, 11:51:20 am »
>Yell "I'm out of here motherf*ckers!" Then, run into a wall and fall unconcious.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2010, 02:40:22 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on April 25, 2010, 09:44:01 am
Take the letter to your aunt and uncle and ask them what WoW is.
You consider this, but decide against it, as you would not want to be horribly mutilated and thrown in the cellar.

Quote from: ed boy on April 25, 2010, 11:48:57 am
read the other letters
There is one letter addressed to Cuddley. It reads:
 DEER CUdllY,
  THAT lITTll wIMp. CRUNdle HIT Me TOOdAY. We BeeT HIM Up Leghiter?
                                                                       PeIRs POlKISs.
Idiot. You look at your uncles letter. It comes from Buntings, his company.

Dear Mr. Drain-o Failure,
  The shipment of small children you requested is not going to be delivered on time. Unfortunately, they have all caught malaria and died. Please note that Slaves-R-Us takes full responsiblity for this setback, and will pay you back the money you gave us with intrest.
                                                                             Sincerely, Max Turncoat, CEO
What horrible people.

Quote from: Diakron on April 25, 2010, 11:42:46 am
Get toad, throw at Cuddley and see if he eats it
Cuddley is not around. Also, the toad seems to have died. Poor thing.

Quote from: Diablous on April 25, 2010, 11:51:20 am
>Yell "I'm out of here motherf*ckers!" Then, run into a wall and fall unconcious.
This strikes you as a bad idea. So, you do it.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
 You awake. A very large man is standing over you. The doorway is cracked and the door lies flat on the floor inside, covering up a very nice rug stating that "Home is where the heart is".
 "'Ello 'Enry. 'Bout time you woke up!" Your not sure what accent that is, but it's sure as hell not british.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2010, 02:41:47 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on April 25, 2010, 11:51:20 am
>Yell "I'm out of here motherf*ckers!" Then, run into a wall and fall unconcious.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2010, 02:49:23 pm »
We should complain to the large man about the prank, showing him the obvious joke letter that came with a dead toad.

Edit: We should also ask him to take the incriminating letter to the police. Slavery is illegal.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2010, 02:52:05 pm by Nirur Torir »
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2010, 02:49:51 pm »
>Tell the man "What's your gumdrops, freedom?" in a Jamaican accent.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2010, 07:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on April 25, 2010, 02:49:51 pm
>Tell the man "What's your gumdrops, freedom?" in a Jamaican accent.
The man blinks, but stays silent.

Quote from: Nirur Torir on April 25, 2010, 02:49:23 pm
complain to the large man about the prank, showing him the obvious joke letter that came with a dead toad.

Edit: ask him to take the incriminating letter to the police. Slavery is illegal.
The man laughs and says "'Enry! That thar is a le'er fro' 'OgLARPs 'chool of 'itchcraft an' wizardry! It's a magical 'chool." He laughs and continues " that thar letter aint no joke!"

You ask him to take the incriminating letter to the police. He just growls as he reads and brutaly shoves the letter in his pocket.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2010, 07:33:41 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on April 25, 2010, 02:41:47 pm
Quote from: Diablous on April 25, 2010, 11:51:20 am
>Yell "I'm out of here motherf*ckers!" Then, run into a wall and fall unconcious.

Do eet again.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2010, 12:12:15 am »
oh my gosh what have i done "do it again", all i wanted was a little fun, "do it again"...
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2010, 12:37:33 am »
>Dance. YAY I'M FINALLY OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE
>Get pumpkin.
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