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Author Topic: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber  (Read 10469 times)

mainiac

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2010, 09:52:11 pm »
Return to the closet and lie in bed daydreaming of being lead singer in an emo band.
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"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value"
« Last Edit: February 10, 1988, 03:27:23 pm by UR MOM »
Quote from: misko27 on October 20, 2016, 10:52:51 pm
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2010, 09:59:15 pm »
start cutting yourself with a piece of wood in the closet
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2010, 10:33:30 pm »
Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 09:34:41 pm
rehearse your emo poetry to dudley or w/e his name is...
"Sometimes I feel like bashing in my own skull
Pain is never to be culled
Emo
Emo"
Cuddley has a blank look on his face. Drain-o is turning a sickly purple-green color and making noises like a dying elephant.
Quote from: mainiac on April 24, 2010, 09:52:11 pm
Return to the closet and lie in bed daydreaming of being lead singer in an emo band.
"Oh Darke, how I love you..." You pluck a spider from the rafters and kiss it. It bites you.
Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 09:59:15 pm
start cutting yourself with a piece of wood in the closet
"OW!" You begin to bleed!
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2010, 10:36:42 pm »
Continue to recite emo songs/poetry to yourself.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2010, 10:41:05 pm »
Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 10:36:42 pm
Continue to recite emo songs/poetry to yourself.
"BLOOD, is all I have!
PAIN, is all I have!
MAYbe if I jump,
SOMEone will come,
TO SAVE, me from this fate,
I, have not ordained!"
You feel better having sung this travesty. You fall asleep.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You awake. There is a knock on the frot door, and a spider seems to have found an intrest inside of your underwear.Ew.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

silhouette

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2010, 10:44:59 pm »
tackle the door and start screaming more agressive emo poetry.
While hitting the door
« Last Edit: April 24, 2010, 10:48:00 pm by silhouette »
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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mainiac

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2010, 10:46:52 pm »
Oh god, moar emo!
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2010, 10:49:10 pm »
>Find raw meat

>Open the front door and throw the meat!
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2010, 10:54:20 pm »
Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 10:44:59 pm
tackle the door and start screaming more agressive emo poetry.
While hitting the door
You tackle the door, stopping just short of the mailman. He looks horrified as he hands you some letters. Then he slowly backs away from you, staring.
Quote from: mainiac on April 24, 2010, 10:46:52 pm
Oh god, moar emo!
You pray for more Emo songs to be released. Due to a very bad roll with your prayer, this is the day Lady Gaga becomes popular. The bright side is that there are more emos around, as anyone who is forced to listen to Lady Gaga and survives hates whatever life she exists in.

Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on April 24, 2010, 10:49:10 pm
>Find raw meat

>Open the front door and throw the meat!
Unfortunately, there is no raw meat. You settle for slamming the door in the mailmans face, opening it, making a tossing motion, and shutting it again.

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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2010, 10:56:21 pm »
Open said letters, and attempt to cut wrists again.

Oh, and read said mail.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

mainiac

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2010, 10:57:54 pm »
Make a paper airplane and crash it into the ground as a monument to life's futility.
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"Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I will tell you what you value"
« Last Edit: February 10, 1988, 03:27:23 pm by UR MOM »
Quote from: misko27 on October 20, 2016, 10:52:51 pm
mainiac is always a little sarcastic, at least.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2010, 11:00:29 pm »
Open the front door and tackle hug the mailmans waist screaming "daddy dont leave me!"
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2010, 11:28:45 pm »
Tear open letters hungrily.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2010, 12:00:54 am »
Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 11:00:29 pm
Open the front door and tackle hug the mailmans waist screaming "daddy dont leave me!"
This.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2010, 12:43:20 am »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on April 25, 2010, 12:00:54 am
Quote from: silhouette on April 24, 2010, 11:00:29 pm
Open the front door and tackle hug the mailmans waist screaming "daddy dont leave me!"
This.
Dooo iiit.
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