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Author Topic: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber  (Read 10438 times)

Rashilul

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2010, 01:02:58 am »
>Run away from the man who seems to have kidnapped you. Break his manhood and scream loudly if he catches you (Just like mama told you! Or aunt told Cuddley).
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Cham
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2010, 01:22:01 am »
Go with large man. Look for avenues of escape. Egg Failure House.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2010, 08:01:34 am »
Quote from: Raviaric on April 26, 2010, 12:37:33 am
>Dance. YAY I'M FINALLY OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE
>Get pumpkin.

Breakdance!
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2010, 01:46:40 pm »
Quote from: Raviaric on April 26, 2010, 12:37:33 am
>Dance. YAY I'M FINALLY OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE
>Get pumpkin.
You dance the funky chicken.
The giant's head looks alot like a pumkin...
*NAB*
*SMACK*
*CRASH*
That was you hitting the wall.

Quote from: Rashilul on April 26, 2010, 01:02:58 am
>Run away from the man who seems to have kidnapped you. Break his manhood and scream loudly if he catches you (Just like mama told you! Or aunt told Cuddley).
You run, but he grabs you by the shoulder.
"Where ya' goin' 'Enr--"
Just like mama taught you. Kind of.

Quote from: Urist McOverlord on April 26, 2010, 01:22:01 am
Go with large man. Look for avenues of escape. Egg Failure House.
Unfortunately, the giant is still on the floor crying. Maybe this would have been better done in a different order...
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2010, 02:13:00 pm »
take this opportunity and run
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2010, 02:19:10 pm »
Apologize and explain you were aiming for his... kneecaps...
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2010, 03:03:43 pm »
Take out the kitchen knife and fix this dwarfs obvious pituatary gland problems.

Such as his height...hehehehehe


hEHEHEHEHE


HAAAAAHAHAHAH! :D
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2010, 03:04:04 pm »
Quote from: DoctorZ on April 26, 2010, 03:03:43 pm
Take out the kitchen knife and fix this dwarfs obvious pituatary gland problems.

Such as his height...hehehehehe


hEHEHEHEHE


HAAAAAHAHAHAH! :D
This.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2010, 03:36:11 pm »
Quote from: DoctorZ on April 26, 2010, 03:03:43 pm
Take out the kitchen knife and fix this dwarfs obvious pituatary gland problems.

Such as his height...hehehehehe


hEHEHEHEHE


HAAAAAHAHAHAH! :D
>No wait, don't do that. Flail hands about in attempt to use healing powers. Then remember that magic doesn't exist.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2010, 03:52:38 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on April 26, 2010, 02:19:10 pm
Apologize and explain you were aiming for his... kneecaps...
This doesn't help much. The giant moans.

Quote from: DoctorZ on April 26, 2010, 03:03:43 pm
Take out the kitchen knife and fix this dwarfs obvious pituatary gland problems.

Such as his height...hehehehehe


hEHEHEHEHE


HAAAAAHAHAHAH! :D
Silly, Dwarves don't exist!

Quote from: Raviaric on April 26, 2010, 03:36:11 pm
Quote from: DoctorZ on April 26, 2010, 03:03:43 pm
Take out the kitchen knife and fix this dwarfs obvious pituatary gland problems.

Such as his height...hehehehehe
hEHEHEHEHE
HAAAAAHAHAHAH! :D
>No wait, don't do that. Flail hands about in attempt to use healing powers. Then remember that magic doesn't exist.
This is also not helpful. The giant stands up though.
"'Enry... We gotta get ya' some... School supplies.."
The giant gives into pain.
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2010, 03:54:46 pm »
>KILL
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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2010, 03:56:32 pm »
No killing main characters...
Or anyone!
You. are. eleven!
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2010, 03:57:19 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 26, 2010, 03:56:32 pm
No killing main characters...
Or anyone!
You. are. eleven!
  >:(  ...Fine. Look at the giant. Very closely.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
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Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2010, 03:59:04 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on April 26, 2010, 03:57:19 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 26, 2010, 03:56:32 pm
No killing main characters...
Or anyone!
You. are. eleven!
  >:(  ...Fine. Look at the giant. Very closely.
You press your nose against the giants face. He has very large pores. His beard has a rat in it. You jerk away.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
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May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Henry Florist and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Order of the Sorcerers Chamber
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2010, 04:00:15 pm »
>Grab rat.
>Eat rat alive.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.
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