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[Huesoo]

http://www.fstdt.com/

That is all.

[Cthulhu]

What's with you and misspelled threads lately?

[Creamcorn]

OH! I absolutely love this website!

You can also tell that someone obviously got their avatar from the homepage too.

[Huesoo]

Did you follow the link? Thats the joke.

[Jackrabbit]

It's just hard to tell sometimes.

Anyway. Fundies Say the Darnedest Things. Again. Woo.

[RedKing]

What's with you and misspelled threads lately?

Obviously, he's strong.  (j/k)

EDIT: I actually went and looked at a few messages. And then looked at the sites they were culled from.

TEH STUPID!! IT BUUURNS!!!   

[LegoLord]

On that home page, I can't say I'm too sure what links are supposed to be what (except for the mocking).

I really oughta look at that link I put in my sig one day.  (as it says, it's only there as a personal reminder).

[CJ1145]

My brothers in Christ, it is getting harder and harder to defend you.

This site is hilarious, especially since I've heard some of the same stuff spouted by my history teacher, which disturbs me a little too.

[Jackrabbit]

Hey, hey, this is the crazies, remember. We're not all like this.

[Pwnzerfaust]

From the site:

Let me see you take Hydrogen, and oxygen to make water?

God can. But the smartest man ever to live can't.

Good god I lol'd.

[Jackrabbit]

My favorite would be

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1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?

Because in reading the comments (I figured there'd be a few lists of answers to this question) I learned something.

Thanks, Fundies!

[Vester]

"Radioactive dating" sounds harmful. Certainly not the way I'd spend a Saturday night.

[mainiac]

It's too bad the fundies aren't as eager as they claim to pay money to those who can prove evolution.

[Pwnzerfaust]

It's too bad the fundies aren't as eager as they claim to pay money to those who can prove evolution.

But of course not. That would involve admitting they're wrong, and they can never, ever do that.

[CJ1145]

It's too bad the fundies aren't as eager as they claim to pay money to those who can prove evolution.

But of course not. That would involve admitting they're wrong, and they can never, ever do that.

With all due respect, you guys have the exact same problem.