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[Dermonster]

Sure, but have everyone killed by HFS first.

Play the next one as an expedition to eliminate our downstairs neighbors..

With a happy go lucky psychopath axedwarf named Derm at the Head of the Military of course.

Try to get a house if possible.

[TALLPANZER]

NO! keep it. We can become a trade capital! FORTUNE ARCH WILL BE A PARADISE IN THE BARREN LAND!

[Faden]

1 vote for, 1 against.

The mission was to kill the Hydra, for those wondering, but it's looking like that might not even be possible on this map.

[Kadzar]

We should set up a new theater in a non-bugged world. But first, check out the Funhouse.

[Tarran]

Screw over the world first. Then you can leave.

[elizar]

Open hell, then see what's there to see. I vote restart in a new thread.

[Faden]

Okay, so should I start a new thread for the new fort?

Should I still call it Fortune Arch? ('Cause I do like the name.)

[Dermonster]

Hm... Save that for a wealth fort. This shall be a military fort, with the troops lead by the worlds most unstable Dwarf.

Mine!

hehehehehehehe...

call it...
Deathmurder!
It's so cliche it HAS to work!

[elizar]

Fortune Arch, the one with wildlife!

Open hell, let's see what's inside.

Still, the problem with no wildlife or invaders or any demons and whatnot makes for a challenging fort to write for.

[Tarran]

Do it dwarvenly though. Dump the magma sea and all the underground seas into the fun pit.

[TALLPANZER]

Hm... Save that for a wealth fort. This shall be a military fort, with the troops lead by the worlds most unstable Dwarf.

Mine!

hehehehehehehe...

call it...
Deathmurder!
It's so cliche it HAS to work!

I thought this was a wealth fort...

[Faden]

I'm really not sure what those terms mean. I want the fort to be prosperous, but it does need a military to defend it, right? Next time, I'm bringing some copper weapons to put into weapon traps.

[Dermonster]

Edit: Screw it, I don't even know what I meant.

LETS DO THIS DEEEEERM! SOOOUUULCHOPEEER!

[Faden]

From the Diary of Ziril Gusgashsigun, 27th of Hematite, 1052.

We found it... The Legendary Ore!

This.. This makes up for everything! Who cares if there's life here? There's Adamantine!

Everyone! Stop what you're doing and mine! I don't care if you don't have picks, use your bare hands!

From the Diary of Ziril Gusgashsigun, 21st of Galena, 1052.

Today we pierced through the magma sea, in our vein of Adamantine!
This is glorious! I can only imagine where it will lead us.
Perhaps the core of the world itself is Adamantine?!



From the Diary of Ziril Gusgashsigun, 28th of Galena, 1052.

Oh Tobul... That's not Adamantine! Quick! Kill it with magma!



Many years later, engraved into the walls of an abandoned fort, again and again, are the words:

WE DUG TOO DEEP.
WE DUG TOO DEEP.
WE DUG TOO DEEP.

[Faden]

Demons:
Banshee of Soot: A gigantic hadrosaurid composed of ash. It has a pair of squat antennae and it squirms and fidgets.
Snow Devil: An enormous tick composed of snow. It has a twisting, jointed trunk and it has a bloated body.
Bushtit Demon: A huge eyeless bushtit. It has three short tails and it is slavering. Its brown feathers are long and narrow. Beware its poisonous bite!
Specter of Fire: A great blob composed of flame. It has a broad shell and it undulates rhythmically.
White Phantom: A huge quadruped composed of salt. It has large mandibles and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly dust!
Cinders Spirit: A huge darkling beetle composed of ash. It has a knobby shell and it undulates rhythmically. Beware its poisonous sting!
Eyeless Fiend: A great eyeless fruit bat. It has two long, curly tails and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly blood!