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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 63 (15.8%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
- 80 (20.1%)
It's mica me sad.
- 54 (13.5%)
This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
- 24 (6%)
No more puns fir me to post?
- 59 (14.8%)
What lock?
- 119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396


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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 69990 times)

scuba

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Ok guys, I'm shore we can think of something good. All these tree puns are becomeing quite lumbersome and there is no porpoise on keeping it on just trees as it is a thread about puns. So I;m glad you cheanged it. Whale I shall see what continues on next.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2012, 10:53:11 am by scuba »
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Meistermoxx

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Wood a grate tread
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zwei

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Trees too many plant puns, but rocks schist be adequate substitute.

After all, it is crystal clear that it branched to other pun types already.

crazysheep

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I'm sure the green glass portal of opportunity is still open for furniture-based puns, although they aren't as clear as crystal.
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"Don't be in such a hurry to grow up, for there's nothing a kid can't do."

Jahsg

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I just read the eucalyptus thread, but now i am hungry and mesquite. Anyhow I'm too stumped to come up with new puns.
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JimDale

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This thread is giving me a bad case of the coffin, I'd better stroll outside for a style to calm down.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2012, 02:26:15 pm by JimDale »
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The Architect

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The pun thread... it lives??

Let's do this folks! Formica, may she rest in piece. Until this thread is locked, nothing is set in stone!

Let's see your best efforts, with originality! :-D

As for furniture puns: you might say I'm the chair of the board, you know? I've got a leg up on everyone! Play your flutes and finials, let the Chippendales dance; take your posts and get ready to shake your seats! And remember, any stool belongs in the rest room!

If this makes no sense to you, read the spoiler.
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Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.
The sigs topic:
Oh man, this is truly sigworthy...
Oh man. This is truly sig-worthy.

birdy51

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Well!

This thread has been going for a long time now.
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BIRDS.

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Loud Whispers

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    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH

All the more for the long time pun.

Meistermoxx

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I was wondering why the football was getting bigger, then it hit me!
So i lost the entire left side of my body! But im all right now.

Then i got hit in the head with a soda! Lucky it was a soft drink.

WARNING NASTY
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zwei

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Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.

Meistermoxx

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Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.
Isnt this treat plane and lame already?
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zwei

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Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.
Isnt this treat plane and lame already?

It is still airborne.
The still is airborne for some reason as well.

birdy51

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Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.
Isnt this treat plane and lame already?

It is still airborne.
The still is airborne for some reason as well.

This thread is not lame just yet. In fact, I would say it rocks.
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Meistermoxx

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its dead
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