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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 63 (15.8%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
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It's mica me sad.
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This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
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No more puns fir me to post?
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What lock?
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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 70007 times)

Jacob/Lee

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I wonder if this thread has been nominated for any awards.

Phantom of The Library

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I don't know maybe we should Oscar Toady about it?
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

Angel Of Death

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If we had nominated this thread for awards, it would likely have a massive class struggle with the other threads. Maobe I'm wrong, but it just seems like it would.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2012, 12:50:53 am by Angel Of Death »
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DrPoo

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I nominate this thread fir tree maple award.

You are all nuts
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Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security?

Xotano

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i cant fir give you fir making a pun ☼thread☼

this thread hurts my sole.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2012, 09:39:48 am by Xotano »
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"Engraved on the wall is a masterful depiction of a human by Logrin.  The artwork relates to Xotano Beastblood The Everseeing Dwelling of Clouds the human vampire recruiting some new human shields companions after his encounter with Ral Firewealthy the Warm Flicker the dragon, during which his face was melted off."

300 human/elf/dwarf/goblin/kobold bodies 20 random animal/fish/bird bodies and 3 dragon bodies all in one backpack. fun stuff.

Flying Dice

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Yew should probably have ashed before bringing this pine thread back.
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Fniff

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Oak, fir God's sake, shut up! You treeible people!

Xotano

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so who used animate corpse on this ☼thread☼ anyways.
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"Engraved on the wall is a masterful depiction of a human by Logrin.  The artwork relates to Xotano Beastblood The Everseeing Dwelling of Clouds the human vampire recruiting some new human shields companions after his encounter with Ral Firewealthy the Warm Flicker the dragon, during which his face was melted off."

300 human/elf/dwarf/goblin/kobold bodies 20 random animal/fish/bird bodies and 3 dragon bodies all in one backpack. fun stuff.

Phantom of The Library

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A man with a BS in Necromancy
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You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

tahujdt

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That is non sequoiater.
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GaxkangtheUnbound

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A man with a BS in Necromancy
I'm guessing they felt quite animated.
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Frogwarrior

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As enthralling as this thread started, it quickly sucked the life out of me and left only a husk. I need my mummy now.
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Lately, I'm proud of MAGMA LANDMINES:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91789.0
And been a bit smug over generating a world with an elephant monster that got 87763 sentient kills.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104354.0

Phantom of The Library

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This thread hungers for new brains to prevent the general decay of its creativity.
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acetech09

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As enthralling as this thread started, it quickly sucked the life out of me and left only a husk. I need my mummy now.

Out from the corpse of a necro'd thread, rose gold. That was a kick-brass line. Perhaps I'm mis-lead, but I zinc that the billon puns in this thread, combined with silvers of communism, make this a thread that can steel the glory of even some of the well-known joke threads.
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acetech09

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Hate to doublepost, but I think I should leave this here.
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