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I artichoke you!
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No more puns fir me to post?
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What lock?
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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 70022 times)

DrPoo

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #195 on: January 22, 2012, 04:00:05 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on January 22, 2012, 12:23:49 am
Quote from: Gizogin on January 21, 2012, 10:15:54 pm
Wow, this thread is treediculous. 
There's no need to be such a bitch about it. I don't want to shepard you into a mute, but if you dane agree, I might just retriever my old banhammer.
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Of all the shitty puns you have thrown at me in chat recently, this is the shittiest ever.

I.E Banhammer is only something 12 year olds and saracstic Goonstation admins say.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #196 on: January 22, 2012, 04:20:37 am »
Quote from: DrPoo on January 22, 2012, 04:00:05 am
Quote from: Angel Of Death on January 22, 2012, 12:23:49 am
Quote from: Gizogin on January 21, 2012, 10:15:54 pm
Wow, this thread is treediculous. 
There's no need to be such a bitch about it. I don't want to shepard you into a mute, but if you dane agree, I might just retriever my old banhammer.
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Of all the shitty puns you have thrown at me in chat recently, this is the shittiest ever.

I.E Banhammer is only something 12 year olds and saracstic Goonstation admins say.
Don't be such a little Shi Tzu.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #197 on: January 23, 2012, 12:34:13 am »
Do we need to be flaming here? We don't want the argument to get too hot...
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #198 on: January 23, 2012, 07:17:15 am »
You all need to cool down, put some ice on your wounds and just overall chill out.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #199 on: January 23, 2012, 05:57:21 pm »
We don't want the thread to burn out now, do we?
I'd rather not have a flame war ignite in this precious grove of puns.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #200 on: January 23, 2012, 06:23:54 pm »
Indeed, having to start a new thread out of the ashes of the old would be horrible. 

I wouldn't want to see this thread burn itself out either, we have to keep feeding it puns without smothering it with bad ones.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #201 on: January 23, 2012, 06:37:17 pm »
Quote from: Phantom of The Library on January 23, 2012, 06:23:54 pm
Indeed, having to start a new thread out of the ashes of the old would be horrible. 

I wouldn't want to see this thread burn itself out either, we have to keep feeding it puns without smothering it with bad ones.
I think I'll be Lenin the thread a hand, so it won't get Marx'd for deletion by Toady, but even if I do, I would just be Stalin the inevitable.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #202 on: January 23, 2012, 07:36:19 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on January 23, 2012, 06:37:17 pm
Quote from: Phantom of The Library on January 23, 2012, 06:23:54 pm
Indeed, having to start a new thread out of the ashes of the old would be horrible. 

I wouldn't want to see this thread burn itself out either, we have to keep feeding it puns without smothering it with bad ones.
I think I'll be Lenin the thread a hand, so it won't get Marx'd for deletion by Toady, but even if I do, I would just be Stalin the inevitable.

You've melted from fire puns into communist ones.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #203 on: January 23, 2012, 08:04:24 pm »
That phrase made just about as much cents as communism.
sorry.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #204 on: January 23, 2012, 08:11:53 pm »
What are you a-poplar-gizing for?  All puns in this thread are shameless yarns!
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
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You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #205 on: January 23, 2012, 08:28:40 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on January 23, 2012, 08:04:24 pm
That phrase made just about as much cents as communism.
sorry.

Whether or not I intended to, I set you up for that one. You wood thank me fir it had you known.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #206 on: January 24, 2012, 06:32:01 am »
Quote from: Powder Miner on January 23, 2012, 08:04:24 pm
That phrase made just about as much cents as communism.
sorry.
I Trotsky'd right into that pun.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Th
« Reply #207 on: January 24, 2012, 06:41:55 am »
A pig killed me.
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« Reply #208 on: January 24, 2012, 07:01:20 am »
Quote from: Piggy on January 24, 2012, 06:41:55 am
A pig killed me.
Capitalistic swine!

Ok, I think I just took the Communism puns too far.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread
« Reply #209 on: January 24, 2012, 07:31:32 am »
In Communist Russia pun consider you lowest form of humor.

Quote from: Angel Of Death on January 24, 2012, 07:01:20 am
Quote from: Piggy on January 24, 2012, 06:41:55 am
A pig killed me.
Capitalistic swine!

Ok, I think I just took the Communism puns too far.
Indeed you shall bleed Red today.
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You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.
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