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I artichoke you!

63 (15.8%)

I wish this thread was even more poplar.

80 (20.1%)

It's mica me sad.

54 (13.5%)

This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.

24 (6%)

No more puns fir me to post?

59 (14.8%)

What lock?

119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396

[goqe]

I think i shale find the origin of these horrible puns and rock it down no matter what microline size it is...

[Loud Whispers]

This thread is a massive crundle of bad puns.

[SirAaronIII]

I'm pretty sure this thread contains alder puns possible.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

I'm pretty sure this thread contains alder puns possible.

We could go out on a limb and do other puns.

[Ultimuh]

This thread menaces with spikes of puns.

Hmm.. not much puns here..
howabout..

This Adamantine thread menaces with pikes of.. eh.. no.. that won't do..

This headache I had all day blocks out my sense of.. uuh.. thinking..

[Loud Whispers]

Hmm.. not much puns here..

Ory-olite?

[612DwarfAvenue]

I've been trying so hard to come up with something, i actually schist my pants.

[acetech09]

The billon puns out here have all lead me to believe that the bay12 community kicks brass. I zinc that we, as a group, could steel the mona lisa without the coppers even knowing it was gone. I say that, however, with more than a silver of sarcasm.

I was zincing... If we were to host a bay12 tailgate party, what would be the main dish? I was going to suggest cajun-style jumbo bronze. We should all choose a main booze for the event, and my idea is that we should all electrum. We could then go searching for metals, and if we fine pewter laying on the ground, it would be merely a trifle.

I was out hiking today, and, suddenly, out of the mountainside, rose gold. I was adamant that I could start a bismuth with the money, and certainly had a golden opportunity.

... And I'm out. I tried to get through the whole inorganic file, but a few stump me. I might branch out in to the mineral raws, but I will probably leaf and go to sleep.

[Jacob/Lee]

Trying to think of more puns has me stumped. Thinking of rock puns has been fruitless as well, all of them are taken!

[612DwarfAvenue]

Trying to think of more puns has me stumped. Thinking of rock puns has been fruitless as well, all of them are taken!

Indeed, we're stuck between a rock and a hard place...

[Yoink]

I petiole of you fools, having to com-peat with me, a thornest-to-woodness expert.
I have a dirt-ificate in Horticulture and stuff yew know, and will nut hesitate to show yew all some propa-gate puns.
Do you think I'm all ma-tock? I'll prune it to you, you branch of weedy saps!

[dreadmullet]

You girls should stop making puns, cause adamantine.

[SirAaronIII]

I'd make another pun but it looks like you all managed to phyllite up with all the good ones.

To above:
Ahaha oh man what a great pun, it completely makes sense in this thread and is very funny

[Phantom of The Library]

You soil this branch of the forums yew pathetic pick, I sword when I came here that I would prune your kind from this land, I corn-not believe that take Gaxkang's hospitality for granite, and ignore your roots.
Had that un-posted since earlier this morning, thought that I had hit post but apparently I didn't and didn't notice 'til just now...  My overgrowth of tabs needs to be weeded.

[612DwarfAvenue]

I'd make a chemistry pun, but all the good ones argon.