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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
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I wish this thread was even more poplar.
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It's mica me sad.
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This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
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No more puns fir me to post?
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What lock?
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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 70061 times)

Sizik

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #135 on: May 02, 2010, 03:34:00 pm »
I nefir expected the thread wood get this log.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #136 on: May 02, 2010, 03:35:51 pm »
Kids, remember, puns are the root of all off-topic. I guess we should leaf now.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #137 on: May 02, 2010, 07:15:20 pm »
But, My roots are stuck in the soil of this thread.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #138 on: May 03, 2010, 01:01:17 am »
I'm amazed how many people still stick around here.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #139 on: May 03, 2010, 01:22:24 am »
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #140 on: May 03, 2010, 01:26:13 am »
Quote from: HailFire on May 03, 2010, 01:22:24 am
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
A mean green punning machine. A true powerplant of awesomeness.
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The butcher

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #141 on: May 03, 2010, 02:12:43 am »
I want to leaf this thread but i just can't...its in my roots now
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #142 on: May 03, 2010, 03:24:14 am »
This thread gives me wood.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #143 on: May 03, 2010, 04:37:02 am »
That is just gross.How could this topic give yew an erection?
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #144 on: May 03, 2010, 04:54:40 am »
I can't offir any explantations. You wood not beleaf the fetishes some peaple have.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #145 on: May 03, 2010, 07:14:53 am »
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #146 on: May 03, 2010, 08:05:05 am »
Hey atleast when you died you didn't land in water.

Athough if you did atleast you'd have your swimming trunks with you.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #147 on: May 03, 2010, 12:13:50 pm »
The fact that this thread stirs the sap inside some people disturbs me.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #148 on: May 03, 2010, 08:19:52 pm »
That's the most disgusting innuendo I've efir seen.
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Can't you also damn rivers by causing a wall to drop into the water via cave-in?
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #149 on: May 03, 2010, 08:56:05 pm »
Quote from: Ethereal.Frog on May 03, 2010, 08:19:52 pm
That's the most disgusting innuendo I've efir seen.
I dunno, I have one worse: If you have redwood, go see a doctor. >_<
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