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I artichoke you!

63 (15.8%)

I wish this thread was even more poplar.

80 (20.1%)

It's mica me sad.

54 (13.5%)

This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.

24 (6%)

No more puns fir me to post?

59 (14.8%)

What lock?

119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396

[Cardinal]

I'm so happy a friend pointed me to this thread.  It has a certain...je ne sequoia. 

Sad to see people slipping off-topic, though; better to go with the phloem.

Je ne sequoia is a first-rate pun, you could charge money for that.  But just because you threw down the master pun doesn't mean you have to get all sappy about the thin veneer of pundom that makes up the majority of the posts here.  We'd all like to pretend that you could just say, "Make some floral puns, my fine-feathered friends!" and all the resulting witticisms were leafy green and witty, but it's simply not what you should expect.  After all, it was Kant, I believe, that said, "Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made."

[Jay]

Tree multiplied by tree equals the number of pages of tree puns we now have.
Sprout some new puns for the good of humanitree! (gag)
Don't leaf it to me.  PLEASE.

[The butcher]

Yeah ettins can also be a pine in the grass because when they hit yew will be yelling Yew'ch [get it? yew'ch youch?]if i ever see a dragon i will soil myself.Oh i just killed a dragon and yew know it was easy.

[Itnetlolor]

Can't think up any new ones for anyone to soil themselves with at the moment.

[612DwarfAvenue]

This thread rocks. It's mica me laugh. But yew knew that, so jet's all make like a tree and leaf.

[Itnetlolor]

Has this thread finally wilted?

[Ultimuh]

I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.

Well, you don't have to be a prick about it. The fruits of our labor are bountiful at least.

I meant no harm about it.

Has this thread finally wilted?

There willow always still be some thing in the underbrush.

[612DwarfAvenue]

We need more puns, that's fisher. As some guy once said, "Carpe diem!".

[Itnetlolor]

I think every last sapling of this thread has dried out. I'm sorta out of ideas. Nothing else is blooming to mind.

[rat_pack40]

I can only add a single sprout to this conifersation.
There are only two things you can age by counting the rings.
Trees and elven babies.
LONG LIVE THE DORFS!

[Itnetlolor]

Have fun catching them. As I recall, they branch out all over the place as they travel.

[The butcher]

These puns are going too far yew need to stop the tree puns.or elks.

[SethCreiyd]

I can't beleaf this thread is still going.

[tomas1297]

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[Ethereal.Frog]

I want to post here, but I can't think of any good tree-related puns.

That's just unfirtunate.

*siiigh*