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How did you react to the lock?

I artichoke you!
- 63 (15.8%)
I wish this thread was even more poplar.
- 80 (20.1%)
It's mica me sad.
- 54 (13.5%)
This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.
- 24 (6%)
No more puns fir me to post?
- 59 (14.8%)
What lock?
- 119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396


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Author Topic: A quite literal facepalm, AKA The "Smash your Face into a Wall from Puns" Thread  (Read 70046 times)

GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #90 on: April 26, 2010, 07:21:05 pm »
To see my beautiful, flowering creation wilt to naught but a pile of ash.
So sad.
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zarmazarma

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #91 on: April 26, 2010, 09:36:25 pm »
Perhaps you should take root in a town, and recruit olive the other young sprouts to help you grow.

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Jacob/Lee

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #92 on: April 26, 2010, 09:43:16 pm »
So....Many...Puns.....
Jacob/Lee has gone stark raving mad!
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The Architect

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #93 on: April 26, 2010, 11:16:48 pm »
Quote from: zarmazarma on April 26, 2010, 09:36:25 pm
Perhaps you should take root in a town, and recruit olive the other young sprouts to help you grow.

Best crop of puns in recent posting.
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Quote from: vogonpoet on March 26, 2010, 08:32:49 am
Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.
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Itnetlolor

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #94 on: April 27, 2010, 12:19:27 am »
Yeah, the harvest hasn't been so ripe these recent days, it seems. We may have to crop some of these posts to get a proper yield of puns. They budded all over the place. It shouldn't be too hard.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2010, 12:21:31 am by Itnetlolor »
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2010, 03:17:23 am »
Rock puns. DO EET.
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #96 on: April 27, 2010, 05:19:30 am »
wooden it be a shame if someone was to kill this thread
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #97 on: April 27, 2010, 05:24:00 am »
At first, i was petrified... like wood... like petrified wood...
But then his voice rang out to me. "Resistance if rutile!"
Then i pulled out my jet and shot him in the borax.
Those damn insect aliens always give me the schists.

I have a strong accent and tell my family "Granite" when we go to bed.
And i tell the children to be gneiss... or ill beat the schist out of you...

Suddenly jar jar binks...
"Mica dont want no trouble..."

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Itnetlolor

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #98 on: April 27, 2010, 12:16:34 pm »
Quote from: Igginator on April 27, 2010, 05:19:30 am
wooden it be a shame if someone was to kill this thread
They'd have to pick a good opportunity.
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Areku

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #99 on: April 27, 2010, 01:42:14 pm »
The longnose gar roast I ate last week tasted really bad: I don't think it was even made of Realgar!
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #100 on: April 27, 2010, 01:52:30 pm »
Quote from: Areku on April 27, 2010, 01:42:14 pm
The longnose gar roast I ate last week tasted really bad: I don't think it was even made of Realgar!

Ha ho!  You are correct, sir!
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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #101 on: April 27, 2010, 07:06:09 pm »
Olive you people are really getting on my roots.
This thread is on a long slade to ruin.
All this talc of gneiss schist flying like a jet...
Go eat your pudding...stone!
All in all, you were all just bricks in the wall.
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Itnetlolor

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #102 on: April 27, 2010, 07:55:57 pm »
It's not like we're mulching around.
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GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #103 on: April 27, 2010, 08:03:15 pm »
Eventually, this wilting thread will grow no more, and end up becoming vegetation-less.
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The Architect

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Re: A quite literal facepalm.
« Reply #104 on: April 27, 2010, 09:13:19 pm »
This idea looked so mulch better on paper.
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Quote from: vogonpoet on March 26, 2010, 08:32:49 am
Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.
The sigs topic:
Quote from: Cheddarius on February 16, 2010, 10:33:20 pm
Oh man, this is truly sigworthy...
Quote from: Cheddarius on February 16, 2010, 10:33:20 pm
Oh man. This is truly sig-worthy.
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