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I artichoke you!

63 (15.8%)

I wish this thread was even more poplar.

80 (20.1%)

It's mica me sad.

54 (13.5%)

This place was a schist quarry afterwards as it degraded.

24 (6%)

No more puns fir me to post?

59 (14.8%)

What lock?

119 (29.8%)

Total Members Voted: 396

[Cardinal]

Oh Armok make it stop

I don't get it.  That's the least interesting pun I've ever seen escape tulips.

[Canalan]

I don't get it... I'm good at puns... I just can't think of any right now...
However, I quarter sawn this coming. It's planer to see that without a jointer effort, this thread wood not have been working.
I dunno, it looks oak-a now that I look at it.

[The Architect]

I don't get it... I'm good at puns... I just can't think of any right now...
However, I quarter sawn this coming. It's planer to see that without a jointer effort, this thread wood not have been working.
I dunno, it looks oak-a now that I look at it.

Oh! Oh! Someone who will get my furniture puns!
I only ventured as far as varnished dreams before. Well, Canalan, I had you pegged as a non-participant. I shutter to think of the things we can make if we wax eloquent on the subject before refinishing this topic.
Do birds get veneerial diseases? If I were a bird I'd love to get me some dove tail, but I'd hate to see how that might turn out if she had the bird flu. Anyway... let's not stain this topic too much with carpentry puns; they're highly related but not strictly kosher. In short: my lips are now sealed.

[Itnetlolor]

These grounds are fertile and lush with all sorts of puns cropping up all over the place. Quite fruitful indeed.

[Dante]

With text and a photo

_{Edit: damnit, I just realised I should have used the "moaned like a whore as I nailed him to a tree" line.}

[Acanthus117]

Bahahaha!

[Itnetlolor]

Now let's just hope a lack of ideas doesn't uproot this thread. It's been this nutty so far.

[Canalan]

This thread posesses high quantities of elf-speech...

If you don't mind, I'd like to cut to the quick and fell some problems in this thread. The language is too fruity for my tases, and I fig-ure that we are plum out of new puns. This thread needs to be repeard before some admin unleashes the bananahammer on us. Let's stop peppering our posts with such flowery language.
Avacado.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Teak a gneiss long look what what you people have been doing alunite long. Jet looking through all this is mica me wanna talc to a shrink. We need people alder than yourselves in here, people who can make intelligent posts and chalk it up to experience. Willow we all please stop this? Highwood be glad to point you in the direction of some people who can help you. This is chestnut funny anymore.

[Canalan]

612, your post uses rock puns, and thus you will be EAT BY ELVES. Stay on topiary. Gosh.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Wait wait wait, what? If i use tree puns, then i'll get eaten by Elves. They don't care if you use rocks remember?

[Canalan]

Well, I kind of told them you chop down trees and then do nothing with them. Like Saruman or something. Anyways, I expect them to "visit" you any minute now.

[Rhenaya]

noone may alder this thread, even i candlenut rubbertree in your face. but maybe we just should oak it up and mangrove it like in the 80is

[Blargityblarg]

This thread is made of fir more win than I knew existed.

[Duuvian]

This thread makes me feel like weeping, willow you stop it?

EDIT:

I'm also bamboozled.